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    Angry Irish Escorts: Because You're Not Worth It

    Dear Members,

    After my marriage went tits up I decided to break from the monotony of divorce proceedings and pursue a little romping session.

    A friend recommended this place, referring to it as 'minge central', so I thought I'd give it a proverbial bash. I settled down in my chair with a cuppa and eagerly anticipated browsing for my prospective partner. Unfortunately, however, ere long I was to be bitterly, bitterly disappointed!

    I simply cannot fathom how Irish escorts feel they can command such exorbitant fees for such a stingy servicing.

    How is it that 100 nicker is deemed an acceptable amount to charge for a shockingly low 30 mins?

    Exactly what planet are Irish escorts living on? Do they think they're Premier league footballers or what!?

    Don't get me wrong, I do feel the girls deserve decent remuneration for the services they offer, but the current demands are pushing it too far!

    If any other punters on here feel the wage demands are too high, please join me in the following proposal: abstain from availing of the services of any Irish escort until the price is lowered to a reasonable rate. My guideline for what determines this is as follows:

    30 mins: €30

    60 mins: €60

    That's €1 a minute folks! More than generous I feel -- especially during a recession!

    So please, do as I do -- vote with your Johnson and end this madness!

    Yours truly,

    MB
    Last edited by Master Bates; 18-05-11 at 06:41.

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    Pretty controversial for your first post.

    What you fail to realise is that number one, the girls that advertise on this site are top quality.

    Number two, they have to pay for the nice apartments that we visit.

    Number three, they have to pay to advertise on this site (and others) and believe me, that aint cheap.

    And by the way, they also have to eat and earn enough to maybe run a car and all the other things that people do.

    For the money that you are offering, I am sure you can find a nice disease infested drugged up street walker who will be happy to service you in her favourite crack house or needle ridden alleyway.

    In my opinion, the escorts on this site offer a fantastic hygenic service so if you want to pay peanuts, expect monkeys.
    Last edited by Rockmunky; 18-05-11 at 06:55.
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    Look my friend you have to but a value on it. Were men here from the age of 9 all I wanted to do wes to have sex were men it's the first thing we think about in the morning we think about it when we pass a sexy girl on the street in the shops in the bars in bank when we flirt so it's a priceless commodity a dangerous one it can fuck up your life in 5 mins of passion so when we see the girls you have to pay 100+ you look at reviews play the game go on the board flirt have a bit of crac. The girls I see make me fell good give me a bit of happiness do things to me that makes me smile if I were to hand over 50 I'd never leave there would be a line like Argos on Xmas eve the girls would be fighting with each other the service would go downhill they work hard to please us tell us were great etc. So if you don't enjoy it get another hobby and stick to your name for me long live the escorts and the 100euro and just picture yourself shaging your ex-wife 6 times a day with a big smile and see how easy it is

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    I think you'll be in the company of yourself with your protest there pal.

    In a friendly way I'd like to make you aware that you really should read the boards for a while before making your first post. If you'd done that then you'd find that the topic you raised has been covered many many times on here and there is a general consensus that fees charged are reasonable for the services provided. Also the services are a luxury item and that means you don't have to take part if you feel the price isn't right. That's good old freedom of choice.

    Just to wrap up I'll suggest that your protest would not have the effect of lowering prices. It would have the effect of causing all the girls to leave the country and go elsewhere so you'd be left with no service no matter how much you're willing to pay. And that'd be just crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Bates View Post
    Dear Members,

    After my marriage went tits up I decided to break from the monotony of divorce proceedings and pursue a little romping session.

    A friend recommended this place, referring to it as 'minge central', so I thought I'd give it a proverbial bash. I settled down in my chair with a cuppa and eagerly anticipated browsing for my prospective partner. Unfortunately, however, ere long I was to be bitterly, bitterly disappointed!

    I simply cannot fathom how Irish escorts feel they can command such exorbitant fees for such a stingy servicing.

    How is it that 100 nicker is deemed an acceptable amount to charge for a shockingly low 30 mins?

    Exactly what planet are Irish escorts living on? Do they think they're Premier league footballers or what!?

    Don't get me wrong, I do feel the girls deserve decent remuneration for the services they offer, but the current demands are pushing it too far!

    If any other punters on here feel the wage demands are too high, please join me in the following proposal: abstain from availing of the services of any Irish escort until the price is lowered to a reasonable rate. My guideline for what determines this is as follows:

    30 mins: €30

    60 mins: €60

    That's €1 a minute folks! More than generous I feel -- especially during a recession!

    So please, do as I do -- vote with your Johnson and end this madness!

    Yours truly,

    MB

    Where the hell did you get those rates from? Be realistic,minimum what you would find in EU would be 50 and 100, and it's in countries like Germany or Belgium,I suppose.Even in Amsterdam it's 50 for a quickie in red light zone.

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    everyone is entitled to their opinion but i dont agree with with you mate.if you think the girls on here aren,t worth it then dont go. Maybe you have had a few bad incounters with escorts but you should give the girls who get involved in the boards a visit. I might have thought a bit like you before i started using this site and found there are alot of real profeshional girls on here who also seem to be good craic.dont give up on these girls so easy or it will be your loss

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    I think you best stick to the activity your name suggests....... and why not charge yourself €30 every time.......... there you go every one happy




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    Quote Originally Posted by Big-Paul View Post
    I think you best stick to the activity your name suggests....... and why not charge yourself €30 every time.......... there you go every one happy




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    welllllllll, since hes moaning about prices he could take your advice, and while he`s at it charge himself a tenner each time he does it, put the money in a jar, then when hes filled the jar ,us the money to see what he was missing with girls
    taking a break, but not gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Bates View Post
    Dear Members,

    After my marriage went tits up I decided to break from the monotony of divorce proceedings and pursue a little romping session.

    A friend recommended this place, referring to it as 'minge central', so I thought I'd give it a proverbial bash. I settled down in my chair with a cuppa and eagerly anticipated browsing for my prospective partner. Unfortunately, however, ere long I was to be bitterly, bitterly disappointed!

    I simply cannot fathom how Irish escorts feel they can command such exorbitant fees for such a stingy servicing.

    How is it that 100 nicker is deemed an acceptable amount to charge for a shockingly low 30 mins?

    Exactly what planet are Irish escorts living on? Do they think they're Premier league footballers or what!?

    Don't get me wrong, I do feel the girls deserve decent remuneration for the services they offer, but the current demands are pushing it too far!

    If any other punters on here feel the wage demands are too high, please join me in the following proposal: abstain from availing of the services of any Irish escort until the price is lowered to a reasonable rate. My guideline for what determines this is as follows:

    30 mins: €30

    60 mins: €60

    That's €1 a minute folks! More than generous I feel -- especially during a recession!

    So please, do as I do -- vote with your Johnson and end this madness!

    Yours truly,

    MB
    This is clearly a windup,i guessing someone with another account set up this one to see what kind of reaction he would get and i feel he has succeeded.
    I have lived a life of regrets.

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