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    I'm seriously horney, I don't want to have a wank, herself is in bed asleep and I couldn't be arsed going out at this time for a shag

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    I'm seriously horney, I don't want to have a wank, herself is in bed asleep and I couldn't be arsed going out at this time for a shag

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    i have not had a shag for 5 months

    actually it's more 6 and it wasn't worth it as I got soo much shit for it afterwards
    Last edited by paul_m; 17-05-11 at 23:21.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    I'm seriously horney, I don't want to have a wank, herself is in bed asleep and I couldn't be arsed going out at this time for a shag
    Your wife is a ride by all accounts, Biggie Me. If you don't want to do her, I will. Where'd you live?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    I'm seriously horney, I don't want to have a wank, herself is in bed asleep and I couldn't be arsed going out at this time for a shag
    How sound asleep is she as I can do an outcall pmsl :P xx

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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    How sound asleep is she as I can do an outcall pmsl :P xx
    Quality offer there anon. lol
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

    Frumsp & LDM Industries

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Your wife is a ride by all accounts, Biggie Me. If you don't want to do her, I will. Where'd you live?
    Yep, she is but I ain't getting any tonight, she's still sore after last nights activities

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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    How sound asleep is she as I can do an outcall pmsl :P xx
    Believe me Ciara, if I thought I'd get away with it I send a helicopter to pick you up

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Believe me Ciara, if I thought I'd get away with it I send a helicopter to pick you up
    If I run itl be good training for the marathon , il leave now lol
    And don't worry about the missus I'm very quiet

    Also il need to use your shower , that ok ?? Lol

    Xxxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    If I run itl be good training for the marathon , il leave now lol
    And don't worry about the missus I'm very quiet
    You might be but with you I don't think I could contain myself, in any sense of the word
    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    Also il need to use your shower , that ok ?? Lol

    Xxxx
    Which one, I have 6

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