Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
a) Porridge -> Oats

b) Oats -> remind me of Nuts

c) Nuts -> slang for testicles

Some mathematics now...
a+b+c = d
d = testicles

Conclusion: porridge is basically eating another man's balls and that don't sit right with me!
Or, there's the old saying, "to get one's oats!"