The Birthday Boy

[TiffanyTees]

This is the best EVER.

Had a guy today call me and say it was his birthday and he would like me to be his Birthday present to himself.

He made a booking for half an hour this afternoon and called me bang on time.

Gave him my location and apartment number.

Led him through to the bedroom gave him a peck on the cheek to welcome him and asked if I could have the thirty minute fee in advance.

His answer will be one of the highlights of my book when I get round to writing it.

With a total look of bewilderment on his face he said “I have to pay? But I told you on the phone its my Birthday”

My answer “Happy birthday, let me show you out”

So as long as I have been doing this job it just goes to show just when you think you’ve seen or heard it all something new pops up to put a smile on your face.

Thank you my Birthday Boy

Love and Licks Tiff xxx

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he rang me up today to tell me off for putting it on the message forum mmmmmmmm if he is here stand up what is your id lol dont be shy.

We all want to wish you a Happy Birthday..............Tiff xx

[ladiesman217]

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he rang me up today to tell me off for putting it on the message forum mmmmmmmm if he is here stand up what is your id lol dont be shy.

We all want to wish you a Happy Birthday..............Tiff xx

And the award for twat of the year goes to: _____ (unnamed mystery guy)

Btw: happy bday dude, whoever you are

[bert dublin]

a tiff u have me lol .. thank u ...

take it easy and good night x .