Husband walks in and says "I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going!"
Wife says "looking at your face, I'd say you're going cause when you're cumin you look like a fuckin stroke victim trying to whistle!".................
Any funny cum face stories out there???
Or funny cum noises???
Come on ladies, you must have a few..........
PS - No insults were intended to stroke victims or whistlers in this post...........