Cum faces..........

**anitasizzle** · 12-05-11, 22:46

The client who looked like a demon possessed did it for me; he looked so angry and pissed off as though I had did him wrong by making him cum

**monster_monster** · 12-05-11, 22:56

Originally Posted by doodlebug

My faking cum face is way better than my real one!!!!

what type of guy has a fake cum face? seriously never faked it myself, why the fuck would you!!! I understand women faking (due to other punter not me being shit), but for fuck sake when you're in the driving seat how the hell can't you manage

**BIGTYM2010** · 12-05-11, 23:32

Originally Posted by luther

Husband walks in and says "I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going!"
Wife says "looking at your face, I'd say you're going cause when you're cumin you look like a fuckin stroke victim trying to whistle!".................

Any funny cum face stories out there???

Or funny cum noises???

Come on ladies, you must have a few..........

PS - No insults were intended to stroke victims or whistlers in this post...........

That's a good one

A lot of people have been wondering were u are lol

**Morpheus** · 12-05-11, 23:37

Originally Posted by luther

Husband walks in and says "I'm so busy, I don't know if I'm coming or going!"
Wife says "looking at your face, I'd say you're going cause when you're cumin you look like a fuckin stroke victim trying to whistle!".................

Any funny cum face stories out there???

Or funny cum noises???

Come on ladies, you must have a few..........

PS - No insults were intended to stroke victims or whistlers in this post...........

Nice one Luther!

Good to see you posting, as opposed to lurking!

Now if only I could kill that damn ant that keeps wandering across my screen!!

**doodlebug** · 13-05-11, 05:55

Originally Posted by monster_monster

what type of guy has a fake cum face? seriously never faked it myself, why the fuck would you!!! I understand women faking (due to other punter not me being shit), but for fuck sake when you're in the driving seat how the hell can't you manage

I forgot to put the laugh in at the end, I don't fake it, wouldn't know how to!!!!!

**TheH** · 13-05-11, 08:24

The little death in all its glory !!! Or.....Faked by a pro !!

**dr love** · 13-05-11, 08:45

A fake cum face , Christ that would take some doing .: doc

**Ric Hardgear** · 13-05-11, 08:54

**monster_monster** · 13-05-11, 09:12

Originally Posted by doodlebug

I forgot to put the laugh in at the end, I don't fake it, wouldn't know how to!!!!!

That's OK then, I thought someone was loosing the plot

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