I Got My Lipstick On, Da Da Dummmm

[Mousey]

Check my colah, collah, oh, oh oh ohhh

Having already taken over Ireland and the UK, tonight is when Jedward take over Europe.

If they do well in Eurovision I'm going to take back every bad thing I ever said about them and become their biggest fan. It will be final definite proof that there is nothing anyone can say or do to stop them. One might as well get out of the way of such a hurricane.



Mind you, if they lose, I'm going to gloat like fuckabilly