I need the money...

[Lucy Chambers]

(Lucy ... jeeze at last you are here.... well what ya think... I think its great. Everybody loves me..tee hee. I have made two bookings so far and one Shirley. This is friggin great ... you were right all along about this escorting malarky, they are all stupid mindless Johns with more money than they know what to do with. Cant wait for my first appt... She looks nice but I think she may be an alien, she talks queer like...Oh I dont know how to thank you babe... muaah

Wish me luck... tee hee)

Have fun James.

Pakistani?
Discount for boobies?

Jeezums. This is less of a mid life crisis than an absolute breakdown. Still, you are a good rep whore

[Fitzy]

Aragh cut him some slack, he is from Cork after all. By "pub" he actually meant sitting by the Lee drinking his cans of dutch gold.

Ah your wrong there Dutch gold that's too good for our cork cousin that's for special occasions more like cooking sherry.

[JAMESCORK]

Have fun James.

Pakistani?
Discount for boobies?

Jeezums. This is less of a mid life crisis than an absolute breakdown. Still, you are a good rep whore

Thanks for your support Hun... I knew I couild rely on ya... Luvs ya Babe...xxx

[Lucy Chambers]

Thanks for your support Hun... I knew I couild rely on ya... Luvs ya Babe...xxx

How many points are you on? If you beat my by the 25th dinner is on me. I won't even try and compete

[JAMESCORK]

How many points are you on? If you beat my by the 25th dinner is on me. I won't even try and compete

(Eh nearly 10 grand... But at the rate these feckin eegits keep thankin me I'll be havin that Lunch after all...lol)

[Lucy Chambers]

(Eh nearly 10 grand... But at the rate these feckin eegits keep thankin me I'll be havin that Lunch after all...lol)

Okaaaaay.

Are you ready? I am on 20586. Get busy

[Bruno69]

Amusing JC, I must admit.

You're still a fucking langer mind.

[JAMESCORK]

Okaaaaay.

Are you ready? I am on 20586. Get busy

Oh for fcuk sake... I'm never going to catch you. And to think of the depths I had to go just to compete with you. I tried selling my body, i even discussed my Erectile dysfunction problems.

Damn you Lucy Chambers... Btw, where do ya want to go for dinner.

Bah humbug.

[ladiesman217]

F*cking hell... If JC can become an escort then there's hope for me yet

[Lucy Chambers]

Oh for fcuk sake... I'm never going to catch you. And to think of the depths I had to go just to compete with you. I tried selling my body, i even discussed my Erectile dysfunction problems.

Damn you Lucy Chambers... Btw, where do ya want to go for dinner.

Bah humbug.

Pm on way