The "Ciara is a Fla" thread.

[JAMESCORK]

When I first read that I thought tits was gonna follow it...

Ebs... Massive tits ..... They are yeah.,.

(please use Cork Dictionary entry #2 to decipher true meaning)

[Lucy Chambers]

A fla is a good looking person. "He's a fla....". (someone extremly attractive,To Fla is to have sexual intercourse,To be flaed out is to be tired...)

Cork slang is a language of its own boy... so to avoid anymore Langer questions here's a few more experessions I will be using in upcoming threads..


1. Go wan ya good ting (I find you relatively attractive)

2. I will yeah (when I disagree with someone)

3. I don't be able (something or someone I don't like, "she's a lasher, but I dont be able")

4. Allergic (something or someone I don't like "Him?.. Im allergic girl")

5. gowl or Lang Ball (A person I dont like or an eegit)

6. Rubber Dollies (runners)

7. A sconce. A gawk. (Both meaning to look).

8. Look over there la (please look in this direction)

9. Go on so (replaces the word 'Yes' a lot - example: you ask me 'Would you like a drink?'.....'Go on so')

10. He's away with the fairies (a spacer)

11. 'Are ye jagging?' or 'Going for a jag' (are you dating or going on a date)

12. Massuve (Something extremely good "Yer wan Ebs. is a massuve kisser")

The word 'like' can be added to any of the above...... like

Common experessions I have used in my youth...

To me mot..: "Sher dont I flas ya and buys ya chips..."

Me mot pertaining to me... "He gives me de odd bating, but I luvs the bastard.."

Lucy is proficient in all of the above, so in case I am not available to translate please consult Ms Chambers...

Class dismissed.....

James, please don't tell anyone how I gained such proficiency.

I stills luvs ya

[wanted the best 69]

your right fu.. the begruggers, ciara,ciara,ciara, come on ye ciaras

[JAMESCORK]

James, please don't tell anyone how I gained such proficiency.

I stills luvs ya

That's only cos I buys ya chips. Tee hee.

[Mousey]

What's this thread about, chips?

Jimbop, give us one, yeh pimp yeh. You haven't been keeping them in your arse pocket, have you? I don't want to eat your fartgas along with it, like.

Nice one