Quote Originally Posted by IamSimontemplar View Post
Christ Bert ur best sense while having a wank is your hearing why stick ear phones in to block out what's happening
My first recollection of bursting for a wank close to a public place was in first year in secondary school. Late for class rushed onto the corridor and bumped straight into my French teacher.(a new young college grad.)Hands up to brace impact only managed to grab her beautiful perked tities. Needless to say I missed that class and the next lol