I need help here...

[Morpheus]

I have a quandary. I have met an Escort and I need to leave a review, but I need to go against the grain of her previous reviews. Mainly in the body department. I will not be unfair as I realise what one man fells to be beautiful the next may not. Many have stated that her body was ‘great’, one reviewer “could not get over her fabulous body”.

So I would like you guys to help me here. Please examine the pics below and answer the “body type” questions below…

It's interesting to see the variety of answers here. It goes to show that one man's poison is another man's medicine! It's great that God didn't make as all the same, or we'd all be after the same woman!! (Although if there was just one - she would have to be Kelly Brook! a.k.a the girl with the perfect body in the pic)

I'm fairly stereotypical in my tastes in female body shapes. 3 (curvy) would be my favourite, followed by 2 (skinny) and then 8 (athletic).

But that's only looking at pictures. It totally different when I actually get to met a girl. In a face to face situation, her smile or sexy accent can just completely do it for me.

[TheCelticDream]

I have a quandary. I have met an Escort and I need to leave a review, but I need to go against the grain of her previous reviews. Mainly in the body department. I will not be unfair as I realise what one man fells to be beautiful the next may not. Many have stated that her body was ‘great’, one reviewer “could not get over her fabulous body”.

So I would like you guys to help me here. Please examine the pics below and answer the “body type” questions below…



Here are my answers... note this is just my personal taste, just as your answers will be yours...

Too thin….. 0,1
Hot & Beautiful/Great….2,3
Just acceptable…4,5,8
Not me cuppa…. 6,7,9

I googled Worlds Sexiest body and got this as a reply..



I agree with this, but do you?????

every single one of them, but some would take an extra few double voldka's in my belly.

oh btw- in regards to the girl with the best body....been there, done that.

[Bruno69]

Bump !

Yo' JC, you browbeated long enough about this.

Where is the review ??

[City Gent]

JC you've always needed help, sometimes the professional type


CG

[The Hobbyist]

JAMESCORK,

Just read your review. Honest and balanced! BUT, based on the extensive discussion that you created, I was thinking we were all getting a mini-version of "War and Peace".

Next time?

Regards.

[Rayden]

Lolita is still on my list of ladies to meet.

[john connor]

there are some bodies i think we can all agree on kelly brook being one of them, now if only those pesky scientists would get the finger out with cloning??????

[JAMESCORK]

JAMESCORK,

Just read your review. Honest and balanced! BUT, based on the extensive discussion that you created, I was thinking we were all getting a mini-version of "War and Peace".

Next time?

Regards.

Thanks Hobs... but I felt brevity was called for, as the more I thought about the encounter the more I found wrong….lol.

[Cable87]

0, 1, 2, 3, 8, and sometimes 4 (depending on other factors) are all fine for me! I also like a range of body types when I punt or am out chasing ladies, but I do tend to find the really thin ones the most attractive... attraction can be really hard to pin down! I'll have to take a look at James' review now, see how he got around his dilemma...

[ChiefHandker]

To get right back to your original question about going against the grain, I asked a very similar question here a few weeks ago and the general view was that you should tell it like it was for you.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ad.php?t=63885

I'd be happy with pics 2, 3 and 4. Anything else just wouldn't do

Well we've had the Cork wannabe-pimp's review so when can we expect yours?!