I had to post.....

[Lincoln]

No worries u r not alone:P

I must say ma'am your massage service looks rather splendid (and believe me when I say I have an EXTENSIVE frame of reference...I've had so many massages I think I am 2 inches taller and 3 inches wider than I was 10 years ago!!!)

It shall certainly be an endeavour of mine to sample your ministrations Ms. Stella