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Story of my life
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
"There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up."
-Dr. Roy V. Schenk
"The penis mightier than the sword."
-Mark Twain
"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me."
-Bette Midler
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
-Bette Midler
"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
-Woody Allen
Big-Paul (02-05-11)
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"Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
-Gloria Leonard
"There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up."
-Dr. Roy V. Schenk
"It's all this cold-hearted fucking that is death and idiocy."
-D.H. Lawrence
"He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, but he who does not remains a fool forever."
-Chinese Proverb
"It is not true that sex degrades women... if it is any good."
-Alan Partridge
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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it will last.
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Sex alleviates tension - love causes it.
Woddy Allen
Sex is simple - love stings afterwards.
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"Look, how many fucking times do I have to say no ?"
My missus !!
I know the feeling mate at least yours is polite and says no mine just shouts F**K OFF !!Originally Posted by n73
Classic.I just have to get the T-shirt.
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I wonder did my wife ever actually have an orgasm with me or did she fake it THAT time.
Woody Allen - Sleeper
Slim Jim (03-05-11)
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.”
–Kevin Costner
“I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.”
–Leslie Nielsen
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.”
–Woody Allen
“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
–Woody Allen
“It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don’t believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.”
–Winston Churchill
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”
–Brendan Francis
“If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex.”
–Kate Beckinsale
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