Elites

[Lucy Chambers]

You horrible, horrible woman. How are you any way? And where are you?

I'm simply horrible. In Belfy darling. Bobby misses you. Let me know how you Elite Courtesans do your thang, I want to be one when I graduate from common or garden ho

[Mousey]

You misquote me, it doesn't taste like toothpaste, it tastes like strawberry jam.

That's what your clients' shite looks like the morning after a seisún with your strap on

[Lucy Chambers]

Isn't, not wasn't. Her intro:

"I am Violette, a sophisticated elite courtesan for discerning gentlemen whose shite tastes like toothpaste. I am miles better than all the other common slappers that are on that site you got this link from."

The rest of it continues in the same vein

Yup. I saw that too.

[Violette]

I'm simply horrible. In Belfy darling. Bobby misses you. Let me know how you Elite Courtesans do your thang, I want to be one when I graduate from common or garden ho

He knows I am coming there soon. Unless he forgot. Please remind him. I will let you know how we elite hos hang.

[Violette]

That's what your clients' shite looks like the morning after a seisún with your strap on

OUCH! Don't scare them all away.

[Headlad]

...I am coming there soon.

I fear my bank manager may have to come round and break my legs if this is the case. The balance will suffer

[Violette]

I fear my bank manager may have to come round and break my legs if this is the case. The balance will suffer

Or you need a more understanding bank manager, or one with less nefarious connections.

[Headlad]

I'd love to hear the reaction to that one.

'Mr bank manager, I need extra funds so I can meet a 6 foot tall elite escort, please.'

[Lucy Chambers]

I'd love to hear the reaction to that one.

'Mr bank manager, I need extra funds so I can meet a 6 foot tall elite escort, please.'

He probably met Violette last time. Look out for strange crab like walk