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    Did anyone see Wanted with Angelina Jolie?

    Worst film ever. But kinda good! The bit at the beggining with the bloody magical loom had me howling with laughter in the cinema!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    Did anyone see Wanted with Angelina Jolie?

    Worst film ever. But kinda good! The bit at the beggining with the bloody magical loom had me howling with laughter in the cinema!
    Complete Tat. I quite like James McAvoy, but being in that movie was a BAD decision!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hansolo View Post
    Complete Tat. I quite like James McAvoy, but being in that movie was a BAD decision!
    I've noticed that about some up-and-coming British actors/actresses. To make a name for themselves in the US they go and take a part in some god awful American movie. Jonny Lee Miller after Trainspotting ended up in Hackers (a load of shite) with none other than a young Angelina Jolie...


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    my dad did me no favours renting this on video when i was 8......


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    I see Dead Snow on the rack at the rental store every time I am there. You're saying... rent it immediately, yes? Okay.


    Films I've seen that are so bad that they're bad:

    1. Julian Donkey Boy - film portrays the mind of a schizophrenic and is so realistic that it is unwatchable.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0192194/

    2. The Fountain - pretentious twaddle.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414993/


    3. Russian Ark - the film is done in one take, no cuts. Two chaps walk through a big house talking impenetrably about Russian history (I think) while hundreds of costumed extras elaborately dance etc.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318034/

    4. Synecdoche - incomprehensible
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383028/

    5. I'm Not There - Bob Dylan bio of sorts. Some black kid plays Bob for a while, worst actor ever.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368794/


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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Hi folks,

    Ever watched a film SO bad, it was actually good? I went to a big supermarket yesterday and picked up a few films for £3.00 each. I was pleasantly surprised by a film so crap, I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I'm still laughing thinking about it...



    The caption on the DVD box was:

    Ein, Zwei, DIE!!!!!!!

    This is a cheesey, German version of 'Evil Dead'/'Brain Dead' and is all about Zombie Nazi soldiers rising from the dead to kill off these German tourists enjoying an Easter ski trip vacation. Hilarious!!!
    you have to see this the acting is so bad its brilliant every time i think about it i laugh out loud
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaVf6sxBSYk

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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    Ermmmm

    I love Twighlight

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    I remember when I liked you...

    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    Did anyone see Wanted with Angelina Jolie?

    Worst film ever. But kinda good! The bit at the beggining with the bloody magical loom had me howling with laughter in the cinema!
    Stupid but fun. I love that kind of thing, Transporter, stuff like that. Stupid action flicks rock!


    Other awful but still good films include Charlies Angels (just the first one) and DoA. Chicks fighting in both - a winner imo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    I watched Drive me Crazy one time years ago. It was the worst film I ever saw. I ,must be the only person that thinks The Hangover is crap. Within the first fifteen minutes I knew I wouldn't enjoy it but kept with it as it had rave reviews and the idea of it was good. I didn't find one thing about it funny. Theres no way I'm watcching the hangover 2.
    You are not alone. A good mate of mine keeps telling me it's the not only the funniest film ever, but the best film ever!!
    I just stare through him blankly every time he speaks of it, as if he's not there.

    Not the worst film ever. But most highly overrated film ever.

    Saw a really trashy film yesterday which nevertheless had some lines in it which had me giggling like a schoolboy down the back of the classroom. "Your Highness".

    How Natalie Portman ended up in it, I'll never know. But I love her even more for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbobbins View Post
    I've noticed that about some up-and-coming British actors/actresses. To make a name for themselves in the US they go and take a part in some god awful American movie. Jonny Lee Miller after Trainspotting ended up in Hackers (a load of shite) with none other than a young Angelina Jolie...


    Jimbob
    Actually Hackers was produced before Trainspotting, not that Trainspotting was really aimed at the American market!!

    On the plus side for Jonny, he did marry Angelina Jolie after Hackers, surely she's worth starring in a bad movie or two for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Seen it, thought it was crap, enjoyed it! LOL!
    Didn't know whether to laugh or cry when the doctor loses the tips off his fingers! Thank god it didn't come out when I was a kid!

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