The Crap Films Corner

[theqm]

A couple spring to mind. The Transporter and Smoking Aces. Not great films, but good fun to switch off to.

[Lincoln]

Don't take my views personally as they are findings I've observed in others; and no, I've not read The Old Testament, but it's premise I've come to believe to be true, it's just not comprehended by mere mortals, but the enlightened amongst us.

I've read the old testament quite recently Anita, could you tell me which premise or premises in this weighty tome you believe to be true??

BTW I am well into Sci-fi and horror (not so much films as books...)

[aml]

Lesbian vampire killers was the worst film i ever paid money to watch,i should have listened to what others said about it and stayed away but the feckin igit i was went because of the title and i was a fan of corden/horne but that really killed their careers imo.

[Toolbox]

The worse film I ever watched was called: Triads, Yardees & Onion Bhajees. I picked it up in HMV. It said on the back "The best British Ganster Film since Lock Stock........"

So I bought it. I don't have a good enough grip on the english language to describe how shite it was. Seriously bad acting, bad dubbing,loud background music playing throughout the whole "film", filmsy plot & it was shot in grainy black & white (more like green).

I endured it until the end only because I paid €13 for it & I kept hoping that it would get better. It didn't. I normally don't spend more than €6 on a DVD.

When I was putting it back in the case I read the review again, it was from The BBC World Service, probably the only film review they have ever given.

I put it straight in the Bin.

[medicine man]

This is a guilty pleasure...

[Apollo1]

Im well into scifi myself...anyone here they are remaking total recall with colin farrell...why??????????..lol..one bad movie i saw the trailer for which was shown on here in another thread ages ago is Birdemic..check it out...looks really bad....

[Headlad]

Im well into scifi myself...anyone here they are remaking total recall with colin farrell...why??????????..lol..one bad movie i saw the trailer for which was shown on here in another thread ages ago is Birdemic..check it out...looks really bad....

Trying not to give away my job here, but I have personal experience with that piece of awesome shit.

Another one I think should be mentioned in this thread is Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Brilliantly shite.

[Bodkin]

This is a guilty pleasure...

No that's just a terrible movie



That's a guilty pleasure

[Big-Paul]

The langoliers :Most of the passengers on an airplane disappear, and the remainder land the plane in a mysteriously barren airport.
one of those films that's crap but you have to watch it anyway

[Headlad]

The Langers :Most of the cocks on an airplane disappear, and the remainder land the plane in a mysteriously barren airport.
one of those films that's crap but you have to watch it anyway. Jimbo's favourite porno

Fixed for you.