When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
TomEA (28-04-11)
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. The sun gets Chuck Norris-burned
dannyboy10 (28-04-11), TomEA (28-04-11)
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If you snore you are Chuck Norris and a radius of 1,000 km, you will then need a hearing aid.
Chuck Norris throws the ball when playing basketball for 3 points and 5 points marks a cosh ...
Chuck Norris's blood type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris's pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
If Chuck Norris would see what we write, it would delete the Internet and put it on a DVD (for him).
dannyboy10 (28-04-11), samlad (28-04-11), TomEA (28-04-11)
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth. The Great Wall of China was then created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
Chuck Norris once had sex with a pick up truck, their bastard child is known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two".
“'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.”.
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Chuck Norris' beard!
“'Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.”.
samlad (28-04-11)
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane during WW2 by pointing at it with his finger and shouting "Bang!".
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