Chuck Norris Jokes

[Galway_Stud]

that was good

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

[ladiesman217]

1) Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2) Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

3) Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4) Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

5) When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

6) Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

[samlad]

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his eyes closed

[samlad]

Chuck Norris hears sign language

[samlad]

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it

[samlad]

Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. The sun gets Chuck Norris-burned

[emmasweet]

If you snore you are Chuck Norris and a radius of 1,000 km, you will then need a hearing aid.

Chuck Norris throws the ball when playing basketball for 3 points and 5 points marks a cosh ...

Chuck Norris's blood type is AK-47.

Chuck Norris's pulse is measured on the Richter scale.

If Chuck Norris would see what we write, it would delete the Internet and put it on a DVD (for him).

[Dohnut Boy]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth. The Great Wall of China was then created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

Chuck Norris once had sex with a pick up truck, their bastard child is known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two".

[Dohnut Boy]

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