in need of a good punt

[monster_monster]

How'r'ye ladth's ???

i have been trying to behave myself, and cut down my visits to the local escort, as i do be saving for a new top of the range german marque.. but over the last week or so, i have found myself perusing the escorts in the "Cork" section..

I nearly went for a punt last night, but managed to grab a hold of my current squeeze before i could get out the front door. So, i ended up putting my war face on, whilst ejaculating copious amounts of cock custard all over her face,hair, and enormous breasticals. its a classy way to finish an elegant orgasm.

Anyway, i now find myself sitting in work, looking at the "Cork" section again..

What to do ? ..................... i feel like i am about to fall off the wagon, and will end up parting with cash, so as to ejaculate in an unknown ladies face, hair, and possibly ears..

Lunch time is coming... thats when i am at my most vunerable... cash to spend, and a car to transport myself to any location is a recipe for cock custard japery................... id say

you forgot nostrils