What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[Doozer]

I lost the love of my life over stupid decisions

[monster_monster]

loads of stupid things but I'll check back in tomorrow as I'm planning something BIG!!!!!!!!!!

[willyup]

Had a brief affair with a married woman.
It ended when he came home early one day to be greeted by the sight of my pimply arse bouncing up and down on his wife on the couch in the living room.

Soundest beating I've ever had. And I deserved it too.

[Ebony Amber]

Stupidest thing not clumsiest right

About 2 years ago I was getting ready for a night out and had just washed my favorite top. However it was damp and my dryer wasn't really working. I remembered seeing something on telly about putting clothes in the microwave so tried it. My top set on fire and my microwave half exploded.

I then remembered I had seen it on Mr Bean. Fml

[JohnRambo]

Had a brief affair with a married woman.
It ended when he came home early one day to be greeted by the sight of my pimply arse bouncing up and down on his wife on the couch in the living room.

Soundest beating I've ever had. And I deserved it too.

That’s a lovely story, just as long as everyone lived happily ever after that’s the main thing.

[CoolJay]

Had a brief affair with a married woman.
It ended when he came home early one day to be greeted by the sight of my pimply arse bouncing up and down on his wife on the couch in the living room.

Soundest beating I've ever had. And I deserved it too.

lol .

[TheH]

Got caught 'feeding the ducks' in my grandmothers bathroom......

The horror on her face haunts me to this day !

[mellors]

Making an appt to see LC

[itstimenow]

ive done lots of stupid things but one that stands out was when i wanted cereal with hot milk and my dad was using all the pots and microwave so i had to wait at least 20minutes which didnt suit me and i didnt fancy cold milk so i decided to use the kettle to boil my milk,,trust me not a good idea at all.i didnt want my milk to hot so i said ill wait for it to start boiling and turn it off before it comes to the boil..im standing der waiting for the sound you hear wen the water starts to boil but this didnt really happen .im standing der talking to my dad and next thing i noticed milk spuing all over the place,it was coming out of the cap and everything.it was all over the place,,there was such a mess,,anyway i had my hot cereal but the kettle never worked properly again.it never sounded right and everythime we wanted to boil water it would come out white no matter how much i scrubbed the elements i couldnt get the milk off so i had to buy a new kettle within a few days,

[Headlad]

ive done lots of stupid things but one that stands out was when i wanted cereal with hot milk and my dad was using all the pots and microwave so i had to wait at least 20minutes which didnt suit me and i didnt fancy cold milk so i decided to use the kettle to boil my milk,,trust me not a good idea at all.i didnt want my milk to hot so i said ill wait for it to start boiling and turn it off before it comes to the boil..im standing der waiting for the sound you hear wen the water starts to boil but this didnt really happen .im standing der talking to my dad and next thing i noticed milk spuing all over the place,it was coming out of the cap and everything.it was all over the place,,there was such a mess,,anyway i had my hot cereal but the kettle never worked properly again.it never sounded right and everythime we wanted to boil water it would come out white no matter how much i scrubbed the elements i couldnt get the milk off so i had to buy a new kettle within a few days,

Oh, that reminds me, I have another one - in my defense, I was 6. I wanted toast, but couldn't get the plug of the kettle out of the socket, so... I decided to lever it out with a knife. If it hadn't been a butter knife with a bone handle, I'd not be typing this today, but it still blew me clean across the kitchen. Now, my electrical knowledge sucked back then, but you have to give me credit for a rudimentary understanding of fulcrums, non?