tell us the story..Originally Posted by ksteve
Ha,ha -- good one.And you of all people must know how very silly some clients can be !! I would say you have some very funny stories girl !! I've been guilty myself.
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tell us the story..Ha,ha -- good one.
Is this a new record ? My thread had gone off topic by the third post !
Already it's beyond rescue so go ahead .... hijack away.
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When I've got my lippy on and brush my hair I'm not half bad.
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I met an escort a while back and told her I couldn't believe how lucky I was. I said she was perfect in every way. She said no, she always found fault with something about herself. I said are you crazy? You have the most beautiful eyes, nose, lips, breasts, stomach, ass, legs, ive ever seen, touching each part as I said it. She couldn't believe how pretty I found her. She was really chuffed and I had one of the best punts I've ever had.
Of course I was lying !
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Youre thinking about me again honey... arent ya....
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he aid fraggle..not fat cork pimp...ffs
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WTF was that... you know you and Ebs should get together...
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