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    I met an escort a while back and told her I couldn't believe how lucky I was. I said she was perfect in every way. She said no, she always found fault with something about herself. I said are you crazy? You have the most beautiful eyes, nose, lips, breasts, stomach, ass, legs, ive ever seen, touching each part as I said it. She couldn't believe how pretty I found her. She was really chuffed and I had one of the best punts I've ever had.

    Of course I was lying !
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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    When I've got my lippy on and brush my hair I'm not half bad.
    However it does make me giggle to read a review about me saying I'm sexy or what have you when I'm in bed with colgate on my forehead wearing fluffy socks and a Tin Tin au Vietnam tshirt.
    Eh ??.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Eh ??.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Im not the person to ask. I feel like a fraggle today.
    Youre thinking about me again honey... arent ya....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Youre thinking about me again honey... arent ya....
    he aid fraggle..not fat cork pimp...ffs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjo View Post
    I've just been browsing through the escort ads there, only the ones with "verified" photos of course. And a thought came to my mind leading to two questions.

    For the guys - do you think the ladies are aware of, understand or comprehend how attractive, good looking and sexy they are ?

    And for the ladies - well ? Do you ??!
    You know Banjo you have a point and you havent too... Nikole is prolly the one of the best lookin Escorts I have met and I have told her that she is the most beautiful girl in Ireland.... You get the coy... 'geee am I?'.... but deep down inside she knows it. All girls like to be told they are beautiful, even when it is blatantly obvious. ..

    Come to think of it..I have never been told I am the most beautiful man in Ireland... I mean by ANYONE... why is that now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Youre thinking about me again honey... arent ya....
    In a word? No.


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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    he aid fraggle..not fat cork pimp...ffs
    WTF was that... you know you and Ebs should get together...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    In a word? No.


    You can be so hurtful

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    You can be so hurtful
    So I am told. So can you
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

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