what this forum would be..

[benin]

Well sweetheart I apologise that my mouth wasn't really made for the smaller than average man. The Chinese and Welsh even manage to feel pleasure- must be a Cork thing.
As for the chatting. When gentlemen with limp willys come to see me I find they take solace in a good chat Twas me trying to keep up your spirit. From what I remember most of what I was saying were words of encouragement.

"Come onn little james. You can do it. Almost there now. Get hard for Amber.. tick tock tick tock...

.

ill have you know jimbop is a trusted...wait i mean he is a thin...wait...arrrahhh feck it leave him alone he might be from cork...but he is a good fella...(can a good bloke be from cork?)

[willyup]

Dont worry Ebony, I'd meet you down the battlecruiser for a ping pong tiddly anytime.

[benin]

Oi Sling yer 'ook! Or I'll kick yer out by ya Davina McCalls.

Muppet

fss thats low..infraction time...just cause sam has no bal*ahem*...i mean she should not get personal...lol

[JAMESCORK]

Well sweetheart I apologise that my mouth wasn't really made for the smaller than average man. The Chinese and Welsh even manage to feel pleasure- must be a Cork thing.
As for the chatting. When gentlemen with limp willys come to see me I find they take solace in a good chat Twas me trying to keep up your spirit. From what I remember most of what I was saying were words of encouragement.

"Come onn little james. You can do it. Almost there now. Get hard for Amber.. tick tock tick tock...

.

Euuuuuuuh biaaatch.

"come onn" there's only one 'n' in on. You don't even speak English proper like what I do. I bet you are not even Welsh (which is probably a relief to prince Charles) I bet you are pakistani or punjabian or whatever they call themselves. From what I have seen you are better suited working in a corner shop selling the lotto.

[Ebony Amber]

Euuuuuuuh biaaatch.

"come onn" there's only one 'n' in on. You don't even speak English proper like what I do. I bet you are not even Welsh (which is probably a relief to prince Charles) I bet you are pakistani or punjabian or whatever they call themselves. From what I have seen you are better suited working in a corner shop selling the lotto.

Oi bredrin. You need to just jam your hype yeah innit. Fink say just coz u can talk all Cork and ting dat you is a badman. Nahhh blad. Rudeboy needs to reeeeelax you get me fam. Check yourself be4 u wreck your self likeee. I can chat Hinglish betta den u cud eva dream about. Kiss my teef.

Viva Brixton

[samlad]

Oi bredrin. You need to just jam your hype yeah innit. Fink say just coz u can talk all Cork and ting dat you is a badman. Nahhh blad. Rudeboy needs to reeeeelax you get me fam. Check yourself be4 u wreck your self likeee. I can chat Hinglish betta den u cud eva dream about. Kiss my teef.

Viva Brixton

She is wew from da Brixton massiff, blud!

[JAMESCORK]

Oi bredrin. You need to just jam your hype yeah innit. Fink say just coz u can talk all Cork and ting dat you is a badman. Nahhh blad. Rudeboy needs to reeeeelax you get me fam. Check yourself be4 u wreck your self likeee. I can chat Hinglish betta den u cud eva dream about. Kiss my teef.

Viva Brixton

OMG... its wellhungchaps foreign cousin....

[benin]

OMG... its wellhungchaps foreign cousin....

deedin it is id say forrin she likes the deepest of...hang on who is wellhungchap?

[Fitzy]

me too...::

Let's get out of this boring place meet up and do something exciting.

[JAMESCORK]

Let's get out of this boring place meet up and do something exciting.

Eh... Got bad news for ya bud... Your about 2 hours too late. She's gone back home to mammy. Can I help ya with anything?