Jamescork for Mod....

[JAMESCORK]

Jamescork
Cork,
Ireland.
19/04/2011




To whom it may concern…

Now that my trophy case has a huge void in it, I would like to submit my application, albeit a tad late, to be a Moderator on these forums. I am an intelligent, informed and experienced punter. I know all the rules of the boards cos I break a lot of them regular like. I feel that maybe Doozie should move on as he is obviously straining under the stress and displaying signs of incompetence. I also feel I have better keyboard skills than Doozie..look.. the the the the the the teh the the the …. That’s a 90% success rate and I think is due consideration… I would have no problem banning Chambers, EbonyAmber, Shirly the godly thing or whatever she calls herself now, and all the other trouble making tarts of this site. I would bring back Donna, Danny and Debest and get this place back where it was and should be…

Surely I could do a better job than Benny…ffs…. Just give me a Crown or SOMETHING…

I will even consider that embarrassingly stupid Quiz thing that Magicalman has……. Just give me SOMETHING…

I fell I would fit in well in the Pat Cave, and would gel well with the existing staff members (especially Julia has I have been told she has big tits and I would like to get into her knickers). I think I have shown leadership qualities and know shit loads about Escort abuse…







Your Sincerely

Jamescork
(ExP, P.I.M.P)