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    Default Sammy hasnt the balls to stand up dem harlots.....

    Oh!... today is the saddest day of my life. I feel I have been stripped of my identity … my will to punt dwindling. Gone are the extra hours enjoyed in the boudoirs of gullible young escorts… gone are the extra services not normally offered to the peasant punter… gone are the 2 hour sessions for a half hour rate…

    And don’t think I don’t know who is responsible for this… nooo not that corruptible little frog, oh no … its that cow Lucy Chambers. She, and all her cronies are behind all this. She hated having to work for money, and now she can once again enjoy the luxury of shoddy service & cut times for our hard earned sheckles…

    This is a blow against mankind and a sad sad day for all….

    I loved that little shiny fellar…..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Oh!... today is the saddest day of my life. I feel I have been stripped of my identity … my will to punt dwindling. Gone are the extra hours enjoyed in the boudoirs of gullible young escorts… gone are the extra services not normally offered to the peasant punter… gone are the 2 hour sessions for a half hour rate…

    And don’t think I don’t know who is responsible for this… nooo not that corruptible little frog, oh no … its that cow Lucy Chambers. She, and all her cronies are behind all this. She hated having to work for money, and now she can once again enjoy the luxury of shoddy service & cut times for our hard earned sheckles…

    This is a blow against mankind and a sad sad day for all….

    I loved that little shiny fellar…..



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    Don't be do moddest lucy. All your pms to us has worked. We got rid of the badges for you. Dont be do moddest. you just couldn't leave jimbo keep his badge could you. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Don't be do moddest lucy. All your pms to us has worked. We got rid of the badges for you. Dont be do moddest. you just couldn't leave jimbo keep his badge could you. Lol

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    You said that was between us Doozer. I am shocked.
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    Me and my big mouth. Shit please disregard my lsat post . This message will self destruct in 3 2 1
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    It is a sad day just looking at my profile no shinny badge god I do miss that little fella and I only had it for a week.

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    Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Amighty, we are free at last!
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    Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhh !!!!!! Where's it gone ? Where's it gone ? Where's it gone ? I'm now stuck with 4 dozen cases it Brasso and nothing to polish ! What happened, who's responsible for this travesty ? Revenge will be sweet, mwahahahaha !

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    Quote Originally Posted by n73 View Post
    Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhh !!!!!! Where's it gone ? Where's it gone ? Where's it gone ? I'm now stuck with 4 dozen cases it Brasso and nothing to polish ! What happened, who's responsible for this travesty ? Revenge will be sweet, mwahahahaha !
    Put those thoughts of revenge behind you brother. It's a time for reflection and reconciliation.
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    What can I say? Lucy had me in a rather difficult position!

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