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    Default Simple sums :)

    This is probably an old one but I never heard it before and it cheered me up no end on a monday morning, so here goes.

    Professor of maths sends his wife a text.
    "Dear wife, ur 54 yrs old. You no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this I will be in a motel with my 18 yr old assistant, I'm sorry I will be home late".

    Wife sends reply.
    "Dear husband, you're also 54 and by the time you get this I'll also be in a motel with 18yr old toyboy. You're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes in to 54 a lot more times than 54 goes in to 18, so dont wait up floppy knob!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by takemedrunkimhome View Post
    This is probably an old one but I never heard it before and it cheered me up no end on a monday morning, so here goes.

    Professor of maths sends his wife a text.
    "Dear wife, ur 54 yrs old. You no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this I will be in a motel with my 18 yr old assistant, I'm sorry I will be home late".

    Wife sends reply.
    "Dear husband, you're also 54 and by the time you get this I'll also be in a motel with 18yr old toyboy. You're a mathematician so you'll know that 18 goes in to 54 a lot more times than 54 goes in to 18, so dont wait up floppy knob!!!"
    Its been posted here a few months ago

    An oldie but a goodie still
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