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    I once read a line in a Glen Duncan book about a young lad in college having sex for the first time and as she is putting a condom on him his penis becomes "....almost defiantly limp."

    It made me laugh that line but bloody hell folks ain't it the truth??

    The whole act/experience of sex is such a complex interplay of physical sensation, hormones, conscious/subconscious and a good deal of your lifes conditioning it would be very difficult to say exactly what causes the whole scenario to "collapse" so to speak.

    But whatever the reason(s) I don't think its anything to be feeling bad about yourself for (on the contrary I think that would be most counter-productive)
    Bada Bing!!!

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    I tried to tell you all about James' little problem months ago. No one listens to me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    thank you jc for sharing ..so the langer dosent linger for longer,to make the little langer linger longer for lovedup liasions lobbed in lovely lifters ,to lift the limpy langer lacking leverage ,leeside lothario leaves lucy longing................

    Hey Riclesby. .. Why not leave literature and lectures to the learned. Your lousey little lighthearted lyric leaves loads lacking in literary lessons on limp langers. Let it lie langball lest a lobotomy looms. .....like.. *Lol.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Hey Riclesby. .. Why not leave literature and lectures to the learned. Your lousey little lighthearted lyric leaves loads lacking in literary lessons on limp langers. Let it lie langball lest a lobotomy looms. .....like.. *Lol.*
    a thousand kisses deep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    thank you jc for sharing ..so the langer dosent linger for longer,to make the little langer linger longer for lovedup liasions lobbed in lovely lifters ,to lift the limpy langer lacking leverage ,leeside lothario leaves lucy longing................
    Excellent Ric

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lincoln View Post
    Well you should get banned you stupid fucking idiot. I let a lot of crass comments pass unchecked on this site but that will not be tolerated.

    I'll tell you what chief why don't you just piss off and have a lovely sex-life with yer missus and stop posting cretinous shite like that.

    And I'm not remotely joking.
    How is it cretinous? Think you are being that by just criticising and not offering anything positive to the thread, at all. Sad

    Maybe honesty is lacking here. Listen no one can take the moral high ground here so cut the insults out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lbb2010 View Post
    Maybe honesty is lacking here. Listen no one can take the moral high ground here so cut the insults out!
    Moral high ground is easy to take when you've just basically insulted all the escorts on here (whether through badly worded replies or not). Some of us can actually make escorts wet, so y'know, relax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lbb2010 View Post
    How is it cretinous? Think you are being that by just criticising and not offering anything positive to the thread, at all. Sad

    Maybe honesty is lacking here. Listen no one can take the moral high ground here so cut the insults out!
    nah, im actually superior to u in everyway.....inculding morally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lbb2010 View Post
    How is it cretinous? Think you are being that by just criticising and not offering anything positive to the thread, at all. Sad

    Maybe honesty is lacking here. Listen no one can take the moral high ground here so cut the insults out!


    Hiya

    Tell me something- do you actually mean that the sex you have without a condom is infinitely superior? Or that the sex with a wet warm familiar pussy is superior?

    If its the latter, could you tell me why you have stupidly wasted your cash at least thirteen times?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    I'm tryiing to get a red head to send me some cum stained tissues for a magic spell that would work wonders on your problem. If he sends them, and I do the spell, I'll let you know

    Cheer up
    are you talking about your period again???seriously you cant be that crass
    a thousand kisses deep..

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