Well if you ever get caught, you could use the South Park defence: that a wizard alien who is hiding in Independence Hall in the USA is to blame for the increased sexual appetite of (rich) men...
Well if you ever get caught, you could use the South Park defence: that a wizard alien who is hiding in Independence Hall in the USA is to blame for the increased sexual appetite of (rich) men...
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
Forrest (16-04-11)
Just goes to show the truth in the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!"
I can understand the women responsible for the above pictures were a little pissed off! Hence while I'd hate to be on the receiving end its hard not to argue with their responses.
However, I definitely draw the line at genital mutilation! I mean somethings should be sacred! Why don't women understand that a man's cock and balls are out of bounds when it comes to revenge!
For those of you that can still remember it - I can't believe that Lorena Bobbit got away with cutting off her husbands dick!
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
Morpheus (16-04-11)
cheers Forrest, just more reasons not to get married!!!!
or least not to get caught if I do
Morpheus (17-04-11)
Mark r u crazy - when it comes to it always deny always even if she finds you in her arms you turn around and say "my head hurts what am i doing here? who is she? and who are you?" always deny never ever say I fucked another woman - death.
Women want to believe you - so if you give them a out they will take it - they love you - simples
Morpheus (17-04-11)
Classic video Forrest (as always ). Shaggy is the man. The look on his face when he sings "It wasn't me!!" is priceless. Now if only I could master that look?
Totally agree Belamy! Even if caught with ones pants down - the only thing any self respecting man can do is deny it completely!!
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
Be all that you can be......Just as long as you are Free !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnsq9XtpmEk
I'm just curious how do the married men on here hide it from their other half? Do you have a private bank account? can't keep tabs?
Im sure if it was a joint bank account they would cop on pretty quick!!!
Morpheus (17-04-11)