very good forrest lol i know if i was ever caught doing the dirt she would cut my dick off and throw it in the river boyne her words
very good forrest lol i know if i was ever caught doing the dirt she would cut my dick off and throw it in the river boyne her words
It seems if you are caught the car gets it!
And/or you become separated from your genitals
Thank god I'm single. I'm quite fond of my car and occasionally my genitals
Last edited by medicine man; 16-04-11 at 19:05.
We are all going to get caught out at some time!
That's life, so get used to it!
All we can do is prepare for the inevitable, acknowledge that it is us that are in the wrong,
and make sure we can make the transition with the least pain to all parties involved.
Thanks Forrest for the reminder.
The plane pic in the OP is my fave. Like something out of a cartoon.
Well if you ever get caught, you could use the South Park defence: that a wizard alien who is hiding in Independence Hall in the USA is to blame for the increased sexual appetite of (rich) men...
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
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Forrest (16-04-11)
Morpheus (16-04-11)
cheers Forrest, just more reasons not to get married!!!!
or least not to get caught if I do
Morpheus (17-04-11)
Mark r u crazy - when it comes to it always deny always even if she finds you in her arms you turn around and say "my head hurts what am i doing here? who is she? and who are you?" always deny never ever say I fucked another woman - death.
Women want to believe you - so if you give them a out they will take it - they love you - simples
Morpheus (17-04-11)