Quote Originally Posted by Alec Horan View Post
I once saw this grotesquely fat man interfere in a fight between two schoolboys outside a chipper in front of their younger sisters. He viciously punched one of the children who accidently nudged his pack of chips and starting shouting " Mind me chips, you cunt! " before striking the painfully small little boy and laughing while reigning down blows on the childs head. I went over to the fatman and struck him across the back of his head with a baseball bat which I happened to be carrying. The fat fucker hit the floor like a sack of shit and he started crying like a little girl. I took his chips and stuffed my face with them and then took a piss on the fatman but he obviously was some sort of pervert because when I had finished he asked if I wouldnt mind taking a dump on him too. I assume he is locked up in some mental institution these days.
I got pwned Nice one, Horan.

Cunt.