Worshipping in the temple of E-I

[Forrest]

Part 1

The High Priestess, Queen of Tarts, Patricia created a Google temple called Escort Ireland, where beautiful ladies from all over the world, such as Alyssa, Lynne or Taylor of Manchester could announce their availability for companionship to the horny male population of a sexually repressed, Catholic Church controlled, country.
She was ably assisted by the always horny, Doozer proking, Nicole, Natasha and QueenBee, but the situation got really hot when Super Swinger and Vampire, Jackie arrived with her comfy lilypad partner, Samlad, and Charlie from Escort Scotland.

The pride of the worshippers is Anon361, an ExperiencedPunter who, it has been claimed has Big Paws and also, allegedly, a WellHungChap with 10inchesandcounting, which may be confirmed by Brenda, a beauty and a babe, Heidi, or Naomi. Luther is the wise old Monkeynut, with adogwithabone called Rover, who had one Elle of a passion for Yasmina’s luscious bum.

Dr. Love is a Medicine Man, who has to mend the hearts broken by Emma Sweet and Jack Daniel loving Nick 2010, for the likes of Feargal, who kept saying TakemedrunkImhome in a Lincoln town car, and Mark444 who sang Dannyboy10 times or there’s only one Dave1Dave, depending on his mood, with BigPaul on the Banjo and BigTym acting all Victor Mature.

ElGordo is the Magicalman who wanted to live TheCelticDream with Anna23, while Stella massaged his T_Tronic. The Lord of the manor, AlecHoran, hoped that someday he would find some LibertyLove, for his hamster friend Mousey, with Dolly Darling but, alas, he must dreamon.

Kelso liked Alice with her legswideopen and asked “Can I lickyourclit and stick my oneeyedriley in your JimmyDee?” to which she replied, “Yes, if you can get your willyup”. Fitzy was a city gent who wantedthebest69 from Fiona, while Agniezka indulged in some 69 with Patrick69, watched by another Trugent, Sexyfukka who was the Real Deal, just like Zoobanzoo and Scankman.

The Godess Shirley took Mr Pinky out to show Rayden, who was standing with his Wingman, Monster_Monster, with warmcome and Anita Sizzle as an optional extra. Benin, the blackcat, had biscuits for Irish Ciara and Alex, but they preferred Layercake from the Hobbyist.