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    Excuse the typo it should does which I am sure you smart asses know

    but thanks for the advise anyway the yakult worked a treat !!

    no Heather haven't been told otherwise just wondering is all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big-Paul View Post
    Excuse the typo it should does which I am sure you smart asses know

    but thanks for the advise anyway the yakult worked a treat !!
    *advice



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    Quote Originally Posted by Headlad View Post
    *advice


    LOL
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    I suspect it matters mostly to the owners of the respective apendages.

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    You can't spread butter with a toothpick, or so they say...

    On the other hand, having a cock the size of a peanut (like me) might work out. Some escorts think it's cute, and bat it, like a cat toy.


    Feck off Benny you scab!!!

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    Mousey you are dead right be it the size of a toothpick or a sledgehammer if the boy is being pleased there will be a smile on your face. Greed greed greed be a greedy bastard!!!

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    It's not immediately apparent, but size is very important. If you look closely you'll see that a 10 euro note is slightly bigger than a 5, a 20 is bigger still, a 50 is bigger than a 20, and so on. A 500 is about 4cm longer than a fiver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    It's not immediately apparent, but size is very important. If you look closely you'll see that a 10 euro note is slightly bigger than a 5, a 20 is bigger still, a 50 is bigger than a 20, and so on. A 500 is about 4cm longer than a fiver.
    I had a €500 note once. Then I was awoken by a particularly loud clap of thunder...

    Anyways, as long as your fire hose is relatively similar to the average length of a man's tool for engaging in copulation, then you're grand. If it ain't... Well that's up to the ladies
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