Excuse the typo it should does which I am sure you smart asses know
but thanks for the advise anyway the yakult worked a treat !!
no Heather haven't been told otherwise just wondering is all
Excuse the typo it should does which I am sure you smart asses know
but thanks for the advise anyway the yakult worked a treat !!
no Heather haven't been told otherwise just wondering is all
Last edited by Big-Paul; 12-04-11 at 22:32.
I suspect it matters mostly to the owners of the respective apendages.
You can't spread butter with a toothpick, or so they say...
On the other hand, having a cock the size of a peanut (like me) might work out. Some escorts think it's cute, and bat it, like a cat toy.
Feck off Benny you scab!!!
Mousey you are dead right be it the size of a toothpick or a sledgehammer if the boy is being pleased there will be a smile on your face. Greed greed greed be a greedy bastard!!!
It's not immediately apparent, but size is very important. If you look closely you'll see that a 10 euro note is slightly bigger than a 5, a 20 is bigger still, a 50 is bigger than a 20, and so on. A 500 is about 4cm longer than a fiver.
Last edited by El Gordo; 12-04-11 at 23:20.
“I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
“All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
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