You can't spread butter with a toothpick, or so they say...
On the other hand, having a cock the size of a peanut (like me) might work out. Some escorts think it's cute, and bat it, like a cat toy.
Feck off Benny you scab!!!
You can't spread butter with a toothpick, or so they say...
On the other hand, having a cock the size of a peanut (like me) might work out. Some escorts think it's cute, and bat it, like a cat toy.
Feck off Benny you scab!!!
Mousey you are dead right be it the size of a toothpick or a sledgehammer if the boy is being pleased there will be a smile on your face. Greed greed greed be a greedy bastard!!!
It's not immediately apparent, but size is very important. If you look closely you'll see that a 10 euro note is slightly bigger than a 5, a 20 is bigger still, a 50 is bigger than a 20, and so on. A 500 is about 4cm longer than a fiver.
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what about size vs staying power?
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What about size vs hardness (or rigidity or whatever you want to call it).
If one were in the habit of watching porn (filthy disgusting habit) one might chance to see an uncommonly well endowed gent but then notice that gravity is proving something of a challenge. Maybe I'm just watching the wrong movies ... or concentrating on the wrong things therein.
500 notes we girls get them in Norway like candy. The way you guys used to get mars bars as boys. Ok well maybe not like candy/ But, when I went to change my NOK to euor I got three of them plus a bunch smaller notes you know 100's, 200's and such. I was like wtf are they for real. ... I turned around and said gee wiz can you give me anything smaller? Your woman looked at me nose turned down ( only cuz she was 6 foot stupid and a wee bit snooty)then changed them for me . I asked for 5's and 10's but she said it sould not be done... I miss Norway
I used to own a 'Celtic' shirt that quote said.
" size does matter"
You figure it out lol
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Of course size matters, in work and in private. I mean there is a limit to the yoga positions I can pose myself in to accommodate a wee one. Down dog takes on a whole new meaning. Larger boys get cowgirl, so I can control the depth, there is no point in being rendered useless for the rest of the day by some overzealous donkey dicked individual pounding away as if they are with a sex doll.
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