I can say "Red leather yellow leather" perfectly 3 times really fast.
I can get out of bed in the morning...wash and dress myself (properly)....organise breakfast without ordering off a menu....and perform the usual bathroom functions with making a show of myself. Altogether a reasonable achievement without it being any kind of performance. On the entertainment front...thats another story....
I can kill houseplants with amazing speed.
We're a talented lot really I see. I'm thinking we ought to tell nobody of our abilities in case we get kidnapped for them.