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    Angry Right........................................................

    now you all know that i dont rant and ramble at all.You also know that i clearly stay with the point at hand.
    And here is my point, if your neighbour is a woman and she is moving and she says that she has three nice girls moving in ,dont believe her.Jesus, i should have asked her to me vet them frist.

    Ok so one isnt too bad,i havnt see the last one so fingers crossed. I looked out my window and saw something in the garden of the house next door.Something being the operative word her.I seriously taught that their was a white rhino in the garden. I looked away and then looked back, just to check to see if my eyes were playing tricks on me.

    Well they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder,yeah fuck ,whoever came up with that one must have married a cross between a mongoose and a homosexual chimpanzie.

    Anyway, she is the most masculane looking woman i personally have ever seen. I hope she doesnt wear a skirt. Indeed the queer one (the old dirty one) that stares at Westsides Daddy Bags looks like a lasher in comparison.She looked like a battery operated scarecrow in the grass.Im fairly sure my bullies shat himself and that have of the grass died. She even looks like she has a lump in the crotch and that was from a distance.

    Hello Sweetie, my name is Westside, ohhh what a lovely curvy crotch you have their,, jesus instant gangureen of the scrotum.Well there is no fear of a bloody ghost coming near me with her around, even cancer would stay clear. My dog has pedegree papers so why couldnt she have em??

    Jesus, about fifteen stone, a baseball cap, heavy pelvic loaf, two chins, a builders bum and a heavy crotch. The guy that goes down on this one , will get a posthumos medal for bravery. She is a natural form of contraception. A face like a laxitive, like only a mother could love. Im going to employ her as a burglery alarm. Like a beached baby whale.

    Whats your favourite position love, the penguin position , running like hell with my pants down around my ankles. No wonder there is alcohol, yeah sure, Beamish........helping ugly people have sex since 1862............

    If i was to take a picture ,id feel sorry for the camera, indeed i dont think it would work.Appoline.....you might as well castrate me because i cant forsee much movement from the boyo in the next day or two.I thing he is becoming introverted and growing inwards.Ill be the worlds first man with an ingrown balls.All my kids will be born inside out.

    Jesus, when i think of the saying ...drop the hand........the hand?? Id drop in sudden death. Shifting, yeah shift fuckin fast ,as far away as humanly possible.....way out of harms way.......... its one of those moments where id ride a man....oh god..no ideas ladooooooooo.

    Jesus a soar sight for sore eyes,blindness may not neccessarily be a bad thing a times.


    Click,Click, Bang,
    Westside.

  2. Cool deranged ego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    your belief in your own self just amazes me you have an ego the size of cork your whole life revolves around a site for escorts ie girls you have to pay i am sure no matter how unattractive your new neighbours are they still would not go with you dont forget to give your dog a big kiss

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    Default Could you rewrite that in Englsih please Charles???

    Quote Originally Posted by charlie333 View Post
    your belief in your own self just amazes me you have an ego the size of cork your whole life revolves around a site for escorts ie girls you have to pay i am sure no matter how unattractive your new neighbours are they still would not go with you dont forget to give your dog a big kiss
    Yes i have a huge massive ego and self confidence.My life revolves around the net period amongst other things.I would pull the new neighbours no probs but i would need quite a bit of the strong stuff.I kiss my dog every day.He is my best pal.As long as i dont drop the hand hes cool.

    This is an escort site??Your kidding me??

    Thank you for your belated contribution Charles,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    I kiss my dog every day.
    Do ya? Tongues?
    Have you written your reviews?

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    Default ya we do 69 every night..........................................

    Quote Originally Posted by mailman View Post
    Do ya? Tongues?
    He was like a dog over it the first time but now he likes it.


    Animal lover,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    He was like a dog over it the first time but now he likes it.

    Animal lover,
    Westside.
    I'd say he's barking mad for it now, woof woof
    Have you written your reviews?

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    Default hey charlie333 somebody cut you fucking tongue out

    dont get involved in something you know nothing about, you stupid stupid dope

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    Default hey charlie333

    i bet westsides dog is prettier than you , you woof woof

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    Default And..........................................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by mailman View Post
    I'd say he's barking mad for it now, woof woof
    he gets meat twice a day.His french and english is better than yours.Here is a dialogue we recently had,


    West.......Rock hows the form..

    Rock......great and you

    West.....very good thanks.....

    Rock......west i wnat to ask you something???

    West .......i too tired to do anything now you have me wor.....

    Rock...non nn no West no......mailman ,who is this moron?????

    West.....beats me rock....another innocent guy.......believe anything he is told.


    Rock.....West?

    West....Yep?

    Rock....is the Sweetie innocent........

    West....nope he is not...she is the Sweetie....

    Rock......and she hates you........

    West.......yep she hates west and doesnt respond to his posts either...

    Rock......coward ill fix ....

    West ...relax rock........

    Rock.....your drinking and fuckin about for the last week...............

    West......

    Rock.......i love you West.......

    West........And i love you too rock...........

    And so ended another dialogue.............


    Real women are so rare these days,
    Westside.

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    Talking Walkies

    Hey mrsbrown are YOU west's dog by any chance???

    Paws

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