Well thanks for being the FIRST ONE TO ASK ME EVER !!!!!
It says "Have You Hugged Your Banjo Today". I was hoping one of the girls would ask me that and then I hoped they'd all give me free hugs and then I hopes that would have developed into free shags.
But no bugger ever asked. So instead I just sit here roasting my nuts and becoming grumpier and grumpier all the friggin time.