Most Embarassing Moments

[kidkool]

The first time I phoned to book an escort lady. She said "Is there anything you would like me to bring?" I said, "No, it's ok....I have coffee, tea, orange juice etc.....

I didn't realise she meant Outfits & toys etc. I felt a right dope. She thought I was sweet. The meeting went very well though lol. She showed me some very nice lingerie and I made her a very nice cuppa!

Well Mr. who doesnt love a good cuppa

[kidkool]

Well my own embarrassing moment....

When i was 13 / 14 I think it was.... I had to have an operation near the groin area... so the docs / nurses had to check it through out the day!! Some of the nurses looked amazing, for once the uniform actually looked very sexy!!

There was these two particular nurses who were just driving me wild!! One kept her outfit unbuttoned really low and the other was such a flirt!!

Anyways, one day nurse flirty was showing student nurses round while doing her check up and in she comes...striding towards me and asks how you today?

"Feeling much better" says I
"That's great, I need to check how your healing up is that ok?"
"Sure yeah, work away" (Big mistake)

She pulls the sheets back to reveal a Whopper of a boner to all the students and me flush red!!

Her response?

"You've perked up for sure, might just let you home today"

[Dirty Harry]

Well my own embarrassing moment....
When i was 13 / 14 I think it was.... I had to have an operation near the groin area... so the docs / nurses had to check it through out the day!! Some of the nurses looked amazing, for once the uniform actually looked very sexy!!
There was these two particular nurses who were just driving me wild!! One kept her outfit unbuttoned really low and the other was such a flirt!! Anyways, one day nurse flirty was showing student nurses round while doing her check up and in she comes...striding towards me and asks how you today? "Feeling much better" says I
"That's great, I need to check how your healing up is that ok?" "Sure yeah, work away" (Big mistake)
She pulls the sheets back to reveal a Whopper of a boner to all the students and me flush red!!
Her response?
"You've perked up for sure, might just let you home today"

lol sounds like the best dream you ever had lucky you

[kidkool]

lol sounds like the best dream you ever had lucky you

Well the two girls were like a scene from a dream alright but the rest was a nightmare!! lol

[Mousey]

Well the two girls were like a scene from a dream alright but the rest was a nightmare!! lol

Next time it happens, start whacking off like a maniac in front of them. They might take their tops off and join in

[kidkool]

Next time it happens, start whacking off like a maniac in front of them. They might take their tops off and join in

I sure will these days! lol
They were amazing!! never forgotten them!!

So mousey how about yourself? want to share your moment of humiliation? hahaha

[Banjo]

Next time it happens, start whacking off like a maniac in front of them. They might take their tops off and join in

Either that or they'll be on the phone to see if there's any beds available in the psych ward !

I once got the living shite kicked outta me on the school yard, by a girl. To this day I've never lived it down.

[monster_monster]

Either that or they'll be on the phone to see if there's any beds available in the psych ward !

I once got the living shite kicked outta me on the school yard, by a girl. To this day I've never lived it down.

I'll remember to bring that up if I ever feel the need to insult you

[mellors]

Where to start....many, mostly being naked at inappropriate times..
In my youth I was briefly a lead singer in a band. Playing a gig i front of all of 30 people in a pub in Stoke Newington,London, it seemed to be going well and in the heat of the moment I decided to do a bit of crowd surfing. As i gracefully swan dived from the stage the 'crowd' parted like the Red Sea with me belly flopping on the beer stained floor,resulting in a lot of blood from a cut to my forehead,a broken finger and a red face.