Sorry, virgin thread?
Thought it would be good to get some humor going![]()
We've all made a show of ourselves at some stage.. no one can say they haven't!!
Sorry, virgin thread?
Thought it would be good to get some humor going![]()
We've all made a show of ourselves at some stage.. no one can say they haven't!!
The first time I phoned to book an escort lady. She said "Is there anything you would like me to bring?" I said, "No, it's ok....I have coffee, tea, orange juice etc.....
I didn't realise she meant Outfits & toys etc. I felt a right dope. She thought I was sweet. The meeting went very well though lol. She showed me some very nice lingerie and I made her a very nice cuppa!
kidkool (05-04-11)
Well my own embarrassing moment....
When i was 13 / 14 I think it was.... I had to have an operation near the groin area... so the docs / nurses had to check it through out the day!! Some of the nurses looked amazing, for once the uniform actually looked very sexy!!
There was these two particular nurses who were just driving me wild!! One kept her outfit unbuttoned really low and the other was such a flirt!!
Anyways, one day nurse flirty was showing student nurses round while doing her check up and in she comes...striding towards me and asks how you today?
"Feeling much better" says I
"That's great, I need to check how your healing up is that ok?"
"Sure yeah, work away" (Big mistake)
She pulls the sheets back to reveal a Whopper of a boner to all the students and me flush red!!
Her response?
"You've perked up for sure, might just let you home today"
Dirty Harry (06-04-11)
Dirty Harry (06-04-11)
Where to start....many, mostly being naked at inappropriate times..
In my youth I was briefly a lead singer in a band. Playing a gig i front of all of 30 people in a pub in Stoke Newington,London, it seemed to be going well and in the heat of the moment I decided to do a bit of crowd surfing. As i gracefully swan dived from the stage the 'crowd' parted like the Red Sea with me belly flopping on the beer stained floor,resulting in a lot of blood from a cut to my forehead,a broken finger and a red face.
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "