Like it says ladies and gents!!
Tell us the time when you were completely embarrassed for whatever reason... tell how, where and when?
Can be absolutely anything!!
Just get some humor going on up in here
Like it says ladies and gents!!
Tell us the time when you were completely embarrassed for whatever reason... tell how, where and when?
Can be absolutely anything!!
Just get some humor going on up in here
Last edited by kidkool; 05-04-11 at 19:28.
What ,a Virgin thread , mmm . ok here goes.
A (ahem), friend was kerbcrawling in his big white van ,which was fitted out for comfort.
Upon the completion of a successful mission he was kindly dropping the so obvious clad " lady of the night" off at a bus stop.
As the girl struggled to dismount the high passenger seat due to tight mini skirt high heels etc the attention of the bus queue was already drawn , but as he pulled away sharpish , the van side-door slid back revealing the thoughtful punters double matress !!
Well the looks given ? I dont think the girl stopped to catch her next bus , ( or so my friend said) !!!
Sorry, virgin thread?
Thought it would be good to get some humor going
We've all made a show of ourselves at some stage.. no one can say they haven't!!
The first time I phoned to book an escort lady. She said "Is there anything you would like me to bring?" I said, "No, it's ok....I have coffee, tea, orange juice etc.....
I didn't realise she meant Outfits & toys etc. I felt a right dope. She thought I was sweet. The meeting went very well though lol. She showed me some very nice lingerie and I made her a very nice cuppa!
kidkool (05-04-11)
well once i got so pissed drunk at a party in my ex girlfriends house when i wen up stairs for the jacks i then stripped naked and hoped into bed with her mother and started whispering in her ear oh i would love to rim you now when she let one roar at me to get the hell out of her bed my legs were like jelly i had wished that the ground would have opend and swallowed me jesus i nearly died the next morning
bert dublin (05-04-11), Slim Jim (05-04-11)
Well my own embarrassing moment....
When i was 13 / 14 I think it was.... I had to have an operation near the groin area... so the docs / nurses had to check it through out the day!! Some of the nurses looked amazing, for once the uniform actually looked very sexy!!
There was these two particular nurses who were just driving me wild!! One kept her outfit unbuttoned really low and the other was such a flirt!!
Anyways, one day nurse flirty was showing student nurses round while doing her check up and in she comes...striding towards me and asks how you today?
"Feeling much better" says I
"That's great, I need to check how your healing up is that ok?"
"Sure yeah, work away" (Big mistake)
She pulls the sheets back to reveal a Whopper of a boner to all the students and me flush red!!
Her response?
"You've perked up for sure, might just let you home today"
Dirty Harry (06-04-11)
Dirty Harry (06-04-11)