Where to start....many, mostly being naked at inappropriate times..
In my youth I was briefly a lead singer in a band. Playing a gig i front of all of 30 people in a pub in Stoke Newington,London, it seemed to be going well and in the heat of the moment I decided to do a bit of crowd surfing. As i gracefully swan dived from the stage the 'crowd' parted like the Red Sea with me belly flopping on the beer stained floor,resulting in a lot of blood from a cut to my forehead,a broken finger and a red face.