I hereby wish to start a official petition, campaigning for the end of
I am back threads (no glory in being a slacker)
I am leaving threads (ffs get a grip ya fairy)
I am going to leave if....threads (Get a life)
Well done on 500 threads
Well done on 1000 threads
You can't thank people for talking too much. Its infantile. 10 thousand should be the minimum, and if you get to ten thousand then you have issues beyond being thanked for posts.
I would like to forever smother those who start-
Good morning Threads
On the basis that they are attention seeking drivel merchants.
Anyone who agrees just stick yes at the bottom if this post. Anyone who doesn't, your crayons are in the corner with the play doh and soft cushions.