I have a fancy dress party to go to and the idea of going as a pimp came to mind. Then I'd ask a few of the good ladies from E-I to come along too wearing not so much, hanging out of my two arms and smooching me on both sides all evening. I could hire a stretch Hummer too for the evening and go all out.
Too daring ???!
No - go for it - I can lend you any number of dodgy suits, remember Miami Vice - I have the full range, kept them as everything comes back into fashion if you wait long enough.