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    So I am a clutz. Butter fingers. Clumsy whatever you wanna call it. I'd like to think in a cute way but sadly the bruises say otherwise.

    Today in the middle of an appointment the fire alarm in the building went off. Shitty shit shit. Blowjobs and Fire Drills where not made to go together trust me. Even worse when dashing for a long coat I tripped over and fell flat on my ass (cushioned ass ) in front of my client. Oh the shame.

    What is the most embarrasing thing that has happened to you in the middle of an appointment? Did you do it or did she?!
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    Couldn't find the key to the handcuffs, ended up leaving the client in the appartment while I went to various sex shops looking for the right key. Can imagine ringing the fire brigade or Garda for something like that?

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    back up 4 a minute amber.you said fire alarms and blow jobs dont go together so i take it you wer doing some pollishing wen da alarm went off..is da guys man hood still in tact or the thing you tripped over was the thing you wer pollishing a moment before the alarm..im worried for the guy now.
    the most imbarrasing thing i can recall or that i wish to share was the girl fanny farting,,i was totally kul about it but she wasnt but she was laughing alot which actually forced her to repeat this action 4 quite a few seconds

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    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    Couldn't find the key to the handcuffs, ended up leaving the client in the appartment while I went to various sex shops looking for the right key. Can imagine ringing the fire brigade or Garda for something like that?
    That is like my worst nightmare but hilarious at the same time. I wouldn't trust myself with handcuffs!

    Quote Originally Posted by itstimenow View Post
    back up 4 a minute amber.you said fire alarms and blow jobs dont go together so i take it you wer doing some pollishing wen da alarm went off..is da guys man hood still in tact or the thing you tripped over was the thing you wer pollishing a moment before the alarm..im worried for the guy now.
    the most imbarrasing thing i can recall or that i wish to share was the girl fanny farting,,i was totally kul about it but she wasnt but she was laughing alot which actually forced her to repeat this action 4 quite a few seconds
    Fanny Farting is gross but reality. Also lets get it clear. The willy was firmly out of my mouth before I tripped!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    So I am a clutz. Butter fingers. Clumsy whatever you wanna call it. I'd like to think in a cute way but sadly the bruises say otherwise.

    Today in the middle of an appointment the fire alarm in the building went off. Shitty shit shit. Blowjobs and Fire Drills where not made to go together trust me. Even worse when dashing for a long coat I tripped over and fell flat on my ass (cushioned ass ) in front of my client. Oh the shame.

    What is the most embarrasing thing that has happened to you in the middle of an appointment? Did you do it or did she?!
    I with an escort once who let's just say had the worst positioned and designed book shelf jutting out over her bed, I still don't know how exactly I did it but I managed to hit my head (just above my hairline) off it and it cut me open. At first I just thought it was sore but then it started to bleed and some fell onto the escorts face!! I got a fright seeing it there and she freaked out (rightly so) that blood was beginning to pour on her I even had to get stitches

    As for you EbonyAmber, I just think the Benny Hill theme tune should follow you about, certainly after the week or so of disasters you've had

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    Love that story Amber - put a big smile on my face - still smiling as i type this thinkin of you on your derriere!!!

    I was with an escort in full flow(no pun intended)when the fire alarm went off-everybody panicking/corridors full of commotion etc and we just carried on - I dont think she flinched so i just thought if I'm gonna go there could be worse ways....
    it was kinda cool (im not a cool guy-so for me it was cool).

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    An escort let me use a vibrator on her I really think she was coming to a climax moaning aloud when the battery section opened up & the batteries fell on the ground
    Another time I had my legs wide apart as the girl was pulling the mickey off me & I let rip one of those lingering ones love my beans on toast...

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