Would I lie to you

[El Gordo]

A tad off topic but what about the questions clients ask escorts.
For me the worst is "busy today?" It's like darling I'm not a taxi driver you don't have to ask me that. It always sets my paranoia off too as I wonder if they are trying to work out whether I'm worth robbing! I mean what's a good answer?

"Yes it's been mental like Picadilly Circus in here. Now hurry up an cum as #143 is outside."
or
"Nah, I've been sitting playing scrabble alone all day in my stockings. Wanna stay an extra hour to keep me company?"

I think this is a case where it's best to give an accurate, but completely uninformative, answer like "Well, you know how it is, some days are busier than others." It's a safe bet that guys who are dumb enough to ask an inappropriate question are also dumb enough not to figure out that you haven't really answered it.