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I like to have a spreadsheet made available to me prior to any meeting, with full names, dates of birth, familial references and a copy of your P45. Astrological charts too.
The things that my clients tell me have me in stitches. I was discussing artificial insemination of bulls with a dairy farmer last week. Who cares? I probably wouldn't ask, but most people like to talk about something.
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DaithiMac (03-04-11), deadboysdontlie (03-04-11), mellors (03-04-11)
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im hoping you mean cows lucy...cause doing that to bulls is just wrong... unless the bull has given permission...lolOriginally Posted by lucy chambers
Liberty Love (03-04-11)
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if i'm dating a girl, i think some interrogation is warranted,
but otherwise, i dont enjoy being questioned and would say as much.
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Liberty Love (03-04-11)
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A bit mixed up but I know what I mean
They wank the bull and fill straws with the semen, right?
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I cant believe you ask for Astrological charts. Very unnecessary in my opinion and a wee bit intrusive..I like to have a spreadsheet made available to me prior to any meeting, with full names, dates of birth, familial references and a copy of your P45. Astrological charts too.
The things that my clients tell me have me in stitches. I was discussing artificial insemination of bulls with a dairy farmer last week. Who cares? I probably wouldn't ask, but most people like to talk about something.
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correct lucy... poor feckin bull gettin no lady action atall....lolA bit mixed up but I know what I mean
They wank the bull and fill straws with the semen, right?
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Still at least we know what I can do when I retire. I shall wank bulls.
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They do the odd time but ahem it is very brief.....
I have lived a life of regrets.
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i bet ber will ask you to marry him if you do...lol
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Chinese too. If your high moon doesnt match mine, we are buggered.
Shouldn't you be off taking illegal substances and ringing escorts at 4 am??
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