Would I lie to you

[El Gordo]

A tad off topic but what about the questions clients ask escorts.
For me the worst is "busy today?" It's like darling I'm not a taxi driver you don't have to ask me that. It always sets my paranoia off too as I wonder if they are trying to work out whether I'm worth robbing! I mean what's a good answer?

"Yes it's been mental like Picadilly Circus in here. Now hurry up an cum as #143 is outside."
or
"Nah, I've been sitting playing scrabble alone all day in my stockings. Wanna stay an extra hour to keep me company?"

I think this is a case where it's best to give an accurate, but completely uninformative, answer like "Well, you know how it is, some days are busier than others." It's a safe bet that guys who are dumb enough to ask an inappropriate question are also dumb enough not to figure out that you haven't really answered it.

[Ebony Amber]

i heard escorts love it if you ask them "so what would your mother think of this situation?"

That's my fave of course. I generally say "Dunno- shall we phone her? By the way she is a super Muslim Somalian lady and may expect you to give her a couple of camels for my hand in marriage".

I try not to ask those kind of questions......he ain't here to talk shop!!!! xx

Exactly. But Fiona- surely you'd just tell them to shut up an kiss ya lol

I think this is a case where it's best to give an accurate, but completely uninformative, answer like "Well, you know how it is, some days are busier than others." It's a safe bet that guys who are dumb enough to ask an inappropriate question are also dumb enough not to figure out that you haven't really answered it.

Yep that's generally what I say. It's not actually the dumb guys who say that (they ask things like "I know you don't do ___ but will you do it for an extra 15euro?") it's normally the nervous guys which I understand. When I'm nervous I come out with the most innapropriate and stupid comments.

[monster_monster]

I never ask anything that could be contrived as personal as I know it probably wouldn't be answered truthfully and as such I never answer anything personal truthfully either. Also I don't even tell the escorts my E-I profile name or that I am a forum member, just that I found them on the site, if they ever ask (twice).

[Mousey]

They know I'm Mousey, but as for the rest of it, I lie like a bastard. Having said that, I'm sure I've let the odd thing slip out once in a while.

[BACMAN36]

i once had 3 grave diggers in one day how mad is that ???
an in 4 years only ever had 1 before x

A convention in town?

[El Gordo]

i once had 3 grave diggers in one day how mad is that ???
an in 4 years only ever had 1 before x

Maybe one of them told his friends?

[Rodney69]

If things come up in conversation, i'll be honest. No problem telling what I do, I wont mention the company I work for, for obvious reasons, but other than that, i've nothing to hide.

But does it really matter, I used to give my real name, but now don't bother. Majority of ladies just want to call me babe anyway :-)

[Johnson]

Though I am an ex-NASA pilot, now performing leading edge brain surgery, whilst being the foremost modern poet of our times, I prefer not to talk about my career when with a lady.

[deadboysdontlie]

dont think it'd be much comfort for anyone who asked me what my job is (im a trainee mortuary technician)

[trugent]

That's my fave of course. I generally say "Dunno- shall we phone her? By the way she is a super Muslim Somalian lady and may expect you to give her a couple of camels for my hand in marriage".

I'm going to add this to my list of stupid questions, to get a come back as good as this. Anyone know if there's a camel shop in Liffey Valley?