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    Default Oh no, I can't punt !!!!

    Nooooo !!!! I can't punt ! Last night, while pissed, I walked into a table and now have a lovely 2 inch gash on my freshly black and blue cock !!!! Could some one tell me what in Gods good name I'm supposed to do to relieve my sexual tension ?!?!?!

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    try and take your mind off it buddy...here is a cat pic to help ya



    that was just evil ...lol

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    sorry wrong pic..i meant this one...


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    The timing does seem unfortunate. And to have a gash the full length of your cock too !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno69 View Post
    And to have a gash the full length of your cock too !!!
    pmsl... very good.

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    Bastard !!!!!!

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    Ok, there's something not adding up here.

    I am aware you are going through a tough time, but a table causing a gash in your cock??

    I put it to you Sir, that you did wilfully attempt to force your faithful dog to give you a BJ!

    Am I wrong ?

    I'm not wrong am I?

    You durty bastard :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno69 View Post
    Ok, there's something not adding up here.

    I am aware you are going through a tough time, but a table causing a gash in your cock??

    I put it to you Sir, that you did wilfully attempt to force your faithful dog to give you a BJ!

    Am I wrong ?

    I'm not wrong am I?

    You durty bastard :-)
    PMSL ha love it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno69 View Post
    Ok, there's something not adding up here.

    I am aware you are going through a tough time, but a table causing a gash in your cock??
    I put it to you Sir, that you did wilfully attempt to force your faithful dog to give you a BJ!
    Am I wrong ?
    I'm not wrong am I?

    You durty bastard :-)
    Case for the defence:-

    the defendant in question was going to the shops for a pint of milk for his mother,
    when the said dog attacked him, pulled down his pants and
    caused injury to his said member!

    (or something like that)
    Last edited by Sam Spade; 01-04-11 at 15:43.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno69 View Post
    Ok, there's something not adding up here.

    I am aware you are going through a tough time, but a table causing a gash in your cock??

    I put it to you Sir, that you did wilfully attempt to force your faithful dog to give you a BJ!

    Am I wrong ?

    I'm not wrong am I?

    You durty bastard :-)

    That's funny ... Poor fella lol
    Last edited by nick2010; 01-04-11 at 15:47.

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