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    I have a small issue with escorts the lazy shites that they are, whats wrong with taking a fucking bus to do an outcall. Like if I want to visit an escort they wouldnt pay for my taxi would they eh no. Whats the problem is your head so far up your own arses that your too good for the bus or sitting next to mr. joe soap.

    Ye need a good kick up the backside

    Also I would like to say to lads if your ever a bit drunk becareful what you say to the other half i got a whack of a handbag across the face and a pint poured over me.

    Your ugly but you intrigue me
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    Can I just say be wary of where you park your car ingeneral some fuckin gobshites robbed the whell of my car why would you do that
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    Default Hey Ladoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    I have a small issue with escorts the lazy shites that they are, whats wrong with taking a fucking bus to do an outcall. Like if I want to visit an escort they wouldnt pay for my taxi would they eh no. Whats the problem is your head so far up your own arses that your too good for the bus or sitting next to mr. joe soap.

    Ye need a good kick up the backside

    Also I would like to say to lads if your ever a bit drunk becareful what you say to the other half i got a whack of a handbag across the face and a pint poured over me.

    Your ugly but you intrigue me
    Christ ladoooo, im getting very fond of you but hey no worries, id never ride you no matter how much more i fall in love with you. Hey im not even supposed to be here but the suspence got me.

    Im glad i came lado.Hey ladooo ,hows the jo mmmm the hobby that the irish people pay for?? Anyone who wants a job at the CSO, simply fill in your application form, turn up for the interview, get the pen to work, sign your name, say ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, stick various shapes into corresponding holes in walls. (the ladoo probably stuck his banana up the interviewers arse) And low and behold youll have a job for life counting.......Yep counting..things like the cracks of mens arses. Ho oho ladooooo thats a fav of yours id guess.Apparently ,your perminant and get a promotion to counting shit stains when you can count your testicles backwards.

    Speaking of testicles, did you do what uncle Westside told you to do in the chat room?? Remember you wanted to lose a few euros off your tummy fluff? Well ladoooo how much did you gain on the pecker?? There is a direct relationship between growth of the pecker and the loss of a few euros off your belly. I, of course know nothing about this but so im told, amongst other things.

    To answer your question above, they took your wheel because they needed it but they would have to take your nuts off to get at it. Youd love that wouldnt you, standing there smirking ,while someone goes at your nuts...........ye dirty fecker.

    Speaking of cars, i was driving along last wed and i saw this lady trying to change a tire on a quiet road, me being me i swung around and stopped and said ??? Are you ok Sweetie? she said she was but i dont take no for an answer at times so fixed up her wheel for her (maybe the spare was yours??). Looked like she could do with a service, maybe she might open up her bonnet and i can have clean her plugs tommorrow night. 7.00 or so i help her, 11.00 in the pitch dark with hazard lights on ,on both cars and we're still yapping.So help a nice lady out and leave with her phone no, change her tire and take her out on town ,what normal lady could refuse. Cant wait, she is a beaut.

    Dont do as i do though ladooooooo, do as i say. Kind of like the time ,i told this "uninformed" buddy that the best chat up line i found was to just walk over and ask the girl if she would is she would like a game of "Climax and Clitoris". Jesus i assumed he knew i was joking, you should have seen the look he got off her and she shoving her friends calling him a pervert.

    Hey ladooooo are you a pervert ladoooooo?? Do you spend your time on buses rubbing up against old ladies?? Do you show them the lad lad?The vibrations of that humpy road?Travelling through the boyo?

    My next door neighbour is gone away for a year and she says to me "ive got three lovely polish girls moving in" GOOD TIMES. Oh yeah baby. I hope they are nice though and of course single.Give them a nice irish welcome. There is a few up the road and fuck, one of them has a head that looks like an animal climbed up on it and died. And she stares?? Help me ladoooooooooo, help me?? This big fuzzy head on her and staring eyes. Came down from above to make me see how insane a human can actualy get and still stay sane if you know what i mean.

    Last time i saw her she was kicking the door of the house??Bringing the time of the month to a whole new level. You ever see those adds about tampons ladooooooooo?? Stupid things. Along comes the girl all pissed off ,puts the tampon along her tampon tunnel and off she goes springing along with passionate delight, bounds of never ending joyous happiness. Fuck if only cats could talk. I always got abuse at the time of the month. You know ladooooooo i want to be reincarnated as a period. So i to can have an excuse to bring misery to all of the opposite sex. I went out with a girl once and youd think i invented the period. Jesus ladoooooo ,she threw a hamburger at me one night, talk about violence but she was a hrney devil the rest of the time so i forgave her on compassionate grounds.What a waste of food, no wonder we have stavation in the world.

    Hey ladoooo, did you know that if each of us ate one other person, we would end starvation??Anyway hope your good fluffy , nice to talk with you again and i do love you. Come to cork so i can rub my masculine body against you. Ill let you lick my man boobs. Ill give you a happy ending ladooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
    Anyway live in the moment, take the batteries out of your clock.

    Open up your bonnet there love and i will have a lic ,,,mm a look
    Westside.

    PS Upmarket models are taking the piss again with this gangbang stuff. Apparently for 150 you can come on a girls face in a gangbang but these girls dont do gfe, cim or facials, and at the same time ,they take down their reveiws, do threesomes and still charge 160 despite 110 up on the profiles.
    A gangbang would technically be two guys one girl and they do threesomes?? Get outta here. I was born in a lucky bag.
    However i did get a great time with all the girls i saw in both massage parlours so to be fair to them, youd get far far worse.

    Hows the grouping of the lapdancers going ladooooo??You must be getting good at the ole fondling by now.Finding the right angle so to speak. Hey wwas Sexy Naomi here?? She has it out for Westside.Ill fix her though. Ill stick a six week old raw cod fillet in my drawers and wont shave for a month and i will refuse to do any paperwork whilst working on the bowel. Ill give her smelly, theyll have to evacuate the whole appartment complex because of it.She just loves smelly men.

    I wonder how damron is doing on the open seas??Probably has his hands red raw from the wanking already.Difficlut to wank on a stormy sea ladoooooooo.Could end up with some cabinboys tool in your hand.

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    Default Hey Ladoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    I have a small issue with escorts the lazy shites that they are, whats wrong with taking a fucking bus to do an outcall. Like if I want to visit an escort they wouldnt pay for my taxi would they eh no. Whats the problem is your head so far up your own arses that your too good for the bus or sitting next to mr. joe soap.

    Ye need a good kick up the backside

    Also I would like to say to lads if your ever a bit drunk becareful what you say to the other half i got a whack of a handbag across the face and a pint poured over me.

    Your ugly but you intrigue me
    Christ ladoooo, im getting very fond of you but hey no worries, id never ride you no matter how much more i fall in love with you. Hey im not even supposed to be here but the suspence got me.

    Im glad i came lado.Hey ladooo ,hows the jo mmmm the hobby that the irish people pay for?? Anyone who wants a job at the CSO, simply fill in your application form, turn up for the interview, get the pen to work, sign your name, say ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, stick various shapes into corresponding holes in walls. (the ladoo probably stuck his banana up the interviewers arse) And low and behold youll have a job for life counting.......Yep counting..things like the cracks of mens arses. Ho oho ladooooo thats a fav of yours id guess.Apparently ,your perminant and get a promotion to counting shit stains when you can count your testicles backwards.

    Speaking of testicles, did you do what uncle Westside told you to do in the chat room?? Remember you wanted to lose a few euros off your tummy fluff? Well ladoooo how much did you gain on the pecker?? There is a direct relationship between growth of the pecker and the loss of a few euros off your belly. I, of course know nothing about this but so im told, amongst other things.

    To answer your question above, they took your wheel because they needed it but they would have to take your nuts off to get at it. Youd love that wouldnt you, standing there smirking ,while someone goes at your nuts...........ye dirty fecker.

    Speaking of cars, i was driving along last wed and i saw this lady trying to change a tire on a quiet road, me being me i swung around and stopped and said ??? Are you ok Sweetie? she said she was but i dont take no for an answer at times so fixed up her wheel for her (maybe the spare was yours??). Looked like she could do with a service, maybe she might open up her bonnet and i can have clean her plugs tommorrow night. 7.00 or so i help her, 11.00 in the pitch dark with hazard lights on ,on both cars and we're still yapping.So help a nice lady out and leave with her phone no, change her tire and take her out on town ,what normal lady could refuse. Cant wait, she is a beaut.

    Dont do as i do though ladooooooo, do as i say. Kind of like the time ,i told this "uninformed" buddy that the best chat up line i found was to just walk over and ask the girl if she would is she would like a game of "Climax and Clitoris". Jesus i assumed he knew i was joking, you should have seen the look he got off her and she shoving her friends calling him a pervert.

    Hey ladooooo are you a pervert ladoooooo?? Do you spend your time on buses rubbing up against old ladies?? Do you show them the lad lad?The vibrations of that humpy road?Travelling through the boyo?

    My next door neighbour is gone away for a year and she says to me "ive got three lovely polish girls moving in" GOOD TIMES. Oh yeah baby. I hope they are nice though and of course single.Give them a nice irish welcome. There is a few up the road and fuck, one of them has a head that looks like an animal climbed up on it and died. And she stares?? Help me ladoooooooooo, help me?? This big fuzzy head on her and staring eyes. Came down from above to make me see how insane a human can actualy get and still stay sane if you know what i mean.

    Last time i saw her she was kicking the door of the house??Bringing the time of the month to a whole new level. You ever see those adds about tampons ladooooooooo?? Stupid things. Along comes the girl all pissed off ,puts the tampon along her tampon tunnel and off she goes springing along with passionate delight, bounds of never ending joyous happiness. Fuck if only cats could talk. I always got abuse at the time of the month. You know ladooooooo i want to be reincarnated as a period. So i to can have an excuse to bring misery to all of the opposite sex. I went out with a girl once and youd think i invented the period. Jesus ladoooooo ,she threw a hamburger at me one night, talk about violence but she was a hrney devil the rest of the time so i forgave her on compassionate grounds.What a waste of food, no wonder we have stavation in the world.

    Hey ladoooo, did you know that if each of us ate one other person, we would end starvation??Anyway hope your good fluffy , nice to talk with you again and i do love you. Come to cork so i can rub my masculine body against you. Ill let you lick my man boobs. Ill give you a happy ending ladooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
    Anyway live in the moment, take the batteries out of your clock.

    Open up your bonnet there love and i will have a lic ,,,mm a look
    Westside.

    PS Upmarket models are taking the piss again with this gangbang stuff. Apparently for 150 you can come on a girls face in a gangbang but these girls dont do gfe, cim or facials, and at the same time ,they take down their reveiws, do threesomes and still charge 160 despite 110 up on the profiles.
    A gangbang would technically be two guys one girl and they do threesomes?? Get outta here. I was born in a lucky bag.
    However i did get a great time with all the girls i saw in both massage parlours so to be fair to them, youd get far far worse.

    Hows the grouping of the lapdancers going ladooooo??You must be getting good at the ole fondling by now.Finding the right angle so to speak. Hey wwas Sexy Naomi here?? She has it out for Westside.Ill fix her though. Ill stick a six week old raw cod fillet in my drawers and wont shave for a month and i will refuse to do any paperwork whilst working on the bowel. Ill give her smelly, theyll have to evacuate the whole appartment complex because of it.She just loves smelly men.

    I wonder how damron is doing on the open seas??Probably has his hands red raw from the wanking already.Difficlut to wank on a stormy sea ladoooooooo.Could end up with some cabinboys tool in your hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    I have a small issue with escorts the lazy shites that they are, whats wrong with taking a fucking bus to do an outcall. Like if I want to visit an escort they wouldnt pay for my taxi would they eh no. Whats the problem is your head so far up your own arses that your too good for the bus or sitting next to mr. joe soap.

    Ye need a good kick up the backside
    sweetie im sorry you think its being lazy, i asure you its not, i dont kno the area so i get cabs, its safer and quicker. i can ask the driver to com back in an hour if he can, then i kno im being picked up, it stops the likelyness of something bad happening too.
    mainly i get cabs coz i get lost easily, im a dumb blonde sorry
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    Quote Originally Posted by candy View Post
    sweetie im sorry you think its being lazy, i asure you its not, i dont kno the area so i get cabs, its safer and quicker. i can ask the driver to com back in an hour if he can, then i kno im being picked up, it stops the likelyness of something bad happening too.
    mainly i get cabs coz i get lost easily, im a dumb blonde sorry
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    Nothing dumb in wanting to be safe. If your a touring escort then I would think it reasonable to take a cab if you dont know where your going. Even if your not you should still get a cab. Lazy...Hmmmm.....Smart...yes.
    I dont know about any other escort, but I like to turn up dressed to the nines, and I think it would look a little funny sitting on a bus next to a couple of louts or a granny....

    And as for taking a bus back.....I think not.

    Seeing as most guys book out-calls for ridiculas times.....10pm onwards, come on now is it really the case of a lazy escort or a tight fisted punter??????

    Not like we're keeping the extra cash and if your worried about being ripped of find out for yourself the cost of the pissin taxi.
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    But you don't pay for a taxi for me to come to you and some of you escorts live in the back arse of nowhere lets be honest,

    For the love of god westie are you jealous of my job its ok ill see if theres an equipment manager job going can you look after the complexities of pens westie do you know your reds from blacks.

    Listen you need to know calculus inside and out applied maths, and an analytical mind
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    westie are all these your fantasies or what you just lashing out because you cant rub against old ladies awwwww you poor thing, hows the pimping going you trying to sign up the 3 polish girls into work have you got your pimpin suit and caine, did you shit on any girls yet squeeze them out of work

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    Smile Thank you for your contribution ladooooooooo................

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    westie are all these your fantasies or what you just lashing out because you cant rub against old ladies awwwww you poor thing, hows the pimping going you trying to sign up the 3 polish girls into work have you got your pimpin suit and caine, did you shit on any girls yet squeeze them out of work

    Westie shits on the lil guys of the streets
    even if it is bollox. Yes im pimping 12 old ladies in a granny flat measuring 5x5. I feed them twice per day on cornbeef and beefed up water.
    Thank for being concerned about my fantasies but hey a fantasy is only a fantasy when you havnt done it so i guess its no longer a fantasy then.
    When you get some spare time in the job (which is often) then you can come along and count my shit. One jobbie. Well done ladooooooo.
    I will get to see the three polish girls on Tues.Damn ladooooo your brain is like the wheels on a bus, it just goes round and round. You want some discreet info on my night last night with herself so you can masturbate for all of eternity??
    Anyway ladooooo nice yapping again.

    Ladoo is the modern day humpty dumpty,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey/Alexi D View Post
    Nothing dumb in wanting to be safe. If your a touring escort then I would think it reasonable to take a cab if you dont know where your going. Even if your not you should still get a cab. Lazy...Hmmmm.....Smart...yes.
    I dont know about any other escort, but I like to turn up dressed to the nines, and I think it would look a little funny sitting on a bus next to a couple of louts or a granny....

    And as for taking a bus back.....I think not.

    Seeing as most guys book out-calls for ridiculas times.....10pm onwards, come on now is it really the case of a lazy escort or a tight fisted punter??????

    Not like we're keeping the extra cash and if your worried about being ripped of find out for yourself the cost of the pissin taxi.
    I certainly wouldn't expect a client to pay for my taxi.He is paying me enough as it is and my travel expenses come out of the fee he has given me.

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