I have a small issue with escorts the lazy shites that they are, whats wrong with taking a fucking bus to do an outcall. Like if I want to visit an escort they wouldnt pay for my taxi would they eh no. Whats the problem is your head so far up your own arses that your too good for the bus or sitting next to mr. joe soap.
Ye need a good kick up the backside
Also I would like to say to lads if your ever a bit drunk becareful what you say to the other half i got a whack of a handbag across the face and a pint poured over me.
Your ugly but you intrigue me