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you should have said " i was just thinking about your sister"Originally Posted by samlad
Yup! My ex-wife caught me knocking one out as I was going through the vinegar strokes! She asked, "What are you doing?!" and as I was ejaculating, I murmered a rather feeble, "Sorry!"
Oh, the shame!
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Came home one nite after been on the lash decided to jerk off but fell asleep half way through...the missus came
in and caught me with trousers down and hand on mickey fast asleep
Not yet but i have jerked off infront of my partner to show her the way i like it. her request.
have had a load of close calls as people coming back into the house
But yea guys know about DANGER WANKING
danger wanking is when u rub one off and half way through just as it's getting good you call your partner or parent and see if you can finish and tidy up before they arrive to the room. gets the blood pumping
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i got caught wanking whilst sniffing one of my female house mates knickers one morning. i thought she had gone to work, so (as you do) i went for a little root in her room, got a couple of bits of lingerie out, and had a sniff of it whilst stroking my massive man meat. i didnt realise it, but she was waiting outside the house for a taxi, it started raining, and she came in to get a umbrella.. i nearly jumped out of the window when i heard the front door opening. trying to stuff my cock back in my boxers, whilst fully erect, and getting out of her room at the same time.. i casually walked into my room..
nothing was ever said about it. but she moved out the next day.. cant help but thinking that i may have had something to do with it
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
Like that! Though I thought danger wanking was knocking one out over your sleeping partners face, finishing, cleaning up without them waking up?
He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke.
had a few close shaves but I was never actually caught pants down mid-chug.
I would be mortally shamed if I was
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Headlad (01-04-11)
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It has to be the ULTIMATE shame..... cringe....
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no thats when you are caught posting on an escorts laptop
ffs let it go benny...lol
Love that name for it, always makes me laugh.
My ma caught me one time, and said "stop that, you'll go blind."
My reply? " can I do it until I need glasses?"
Hence my rather accurate avatar.
Sorry...
Lincoln (02-04-11)
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