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    Thumbs up Ever hear of EI?!

    Sooooo i met up with an old mate that i don't see much nowadays since he moved south and we're there havin a chat after lunch when all of sudden his tone goes all hushed... and he starts talking about this website he just recently found called Escort Ireland.

    Now, i'm sure i must've visibly paled and almost like a instant reflex I denied having ever heard of such a thing, and putting on my best puzzled face asked him to elaborate. I then listened as he told me alllllllllll about these "really hot birds!..most of them could be models!", every so often i'd cut in with a question which i already knew the answer to and then listen to his (usually wrong) answers.
    T'was a fairly tedious couple minutes though kinda amusing for me.

    Anyway, afterwards i got thinking... why didn't i just say "Yeah it's great blah blah" Once i'd initially denied i felt obliged to keep going but, on reflection, i wouldnt have minded telling him... or are certain things best kept private?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefHandker View Post
    Sooooo i met up with an old mate that i don't see much nowadays since he moved south and we're there havin a chat after lunch when all of sudden his tone goes all hushed... and he starts talking about this website he just recently found called Escort Ireland.

    Now, i'm sure i must've visibly paled and almost like a instant reflex I denied having ever heard of such a thing, and putting on my best puzzled face asked him to elaborate. I then listened as he told me alllllllllll about these "really hot birds!..most of them could be models!", every so often i'd cut in with a question which i already knew the answer to and then listen to his (usually wrong) answers.
    T'was a fairly tedious couple minutes though kinda amusing for me.

    Anyway, afterwards i got thinking... why didn't i just say "Yeah it's great blah blah" Once i'd initially denied i felt obliged to keep going but, on reflection, i wouldnt have minded telling him... or are certain things best kept private?
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    If he has a browse through here again I think you'll find you just did tell him!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by willyup View Post
    If he has a browse through here again I think you'll find you just did tell him!!
    Hah no chance of that, he's on his holidays right now - the jammy git.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefHandker View Post
    Hah no chance of that, he's on his holidays right now - the jammy git.
    Where to? the other side of the moon? seriously in this day you'd be advised to have this deleted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefHandker View Post
    Sooooo i met up with an old mate that i don't see much nowadays since he moved south and we're there havin a chat after lunch when all of sudden his tone goes all hushed... and he starts talking about this website he just recently found called Escort Ireland.

    Now, i'm sure i must've visibly paled and almost like a instant reflex I denied having ever heard of such a thing, and putting on my best puzzled face asked him to elaborate. I then listened as he told me alllllllllll about these "really hot birds!..most of them could be models!", every so often i'd cut in with a question which i already knew the answer to and then listen to his (usually wrong) answers.
    T'was a fairly tedious couple minutes though kinda amusing for me.

    Anyway, afterwards i got thinking... why didn't i just say "Yeah it's great blah blah" Once i'd initially denied i felt obliged to keep going but, on reflection, i wouldnt have minded telling him... or are certain things best kept private?
    FFS ChiefHandker stop keeping us all in suspenders and post us the link to this site! Sounds like a right dirty shower of feckers who hang out on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefHandker View Post
    Sooooo i met up with an old mate that i don't see much nowadays since he moved south and we're there havin a chat after lunch when all of sudden his tone goes all hushed... and he starts talking about this website he just recently found called Escort Ireland.

    Now, i'm sure i must've visibly paled and almost like a instant reflex I denied having ever heard of such a thing, and putting on my best puzzled face asked him to elaborate. I then listened as he told me alllllllllll about these "really hot birds!..most of them could be models!", every so often i'd cut in with a question which i already knew the answer to and then listen to his (usually wrong) answers.
    T'was a fairly tedious couple minutes though kinda amusing for me.

    Anyway, afterwards i got thinking... why didn't i just say "Yeah it's great blah blah" Once i'd initially denied i felt obliged to keep going but, on reflection, i wouldnt have minded telling him... or are certain things best kept private?
    I would've just told him! However he may think it's a great site but what we he think if he knew you participated in it? Kudos or nay?
    I was once in my uni computer room and saw a bunch of guys near me giggling and twitching like maniacs. On closer inspection I noticed they were checking out escorts on the website of an agency I worked for!!! Although I don't show my face (i've a face for radio ) I was convinced they would figure it was me! I have never scarpered so quickly in my life.
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    Im guessing escorting will become more and more mainstream as time passes. Maybe it will be seen as something akin to massage, I hope so anyway. Better for all involved.
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